and jesus said to his deciple, fetch me apale of water and i shall turn it into wine,
he replied sod off you'll buy a round like the rest of us
as he hung on the cross he said to john,climb up onto my left arm, john did this, peter climb up onto my right arm, he did this, luke sit upon my left knee, he did this, mark climb upon my right knee, no lord he replied i cannot, your pain will be to great, jesus said again climb upon my right knee, again he refused saying although i love you lord i cannot see you suffer thus
the lord shouts, damit mark do you wanna be in this photo or not
2006-11-18
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