Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

2006-11-18 07:54:13 · 4 answers · asked by Cera 1 in Music

A mother of 6 has five potatoes. How can she give equal portions to her children?

NO FRACTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-18 07:52:08 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Q,Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright,but its cheap, and spreads easy.


Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A.Humpme Dumpme.


Q. Why does Hillary want 2 have sex with Bill Clinton 1st thing in the morning ?
A.She wants 2 be the 1st lady.


Q.What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A.When Hillary is out of town.


Q.Whats white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A.George Michael's latest release.


Q.What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A.A microwave stops when u open the door.


Q.Did u see Dolly Parton's new shoe's?
A. Neither did she.


Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming around in Monica ,when 1 of the sperm looks at the other and say's,"Hey i think we are coming close 2 the ovaries"...The other looks at the other sperm and say's ,"Hey relax we just passed the tonsile's,"

2006-11-18 07:52:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what if your question gets a thumbs down and everyone elses answeres get thumbs up?

does your brain blow up?

2006-11-18 07:51:56 · 16 answers · asked by my big little pony 1 in Polls & Surveys

Q,Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright,but its cheap, and spreads easy.


Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A.Humpme Dumpme.


Q. Why does Hillary want 2 have sex with Bill Clinton 1st thing in the morning ?
A.She wants 2 be the 1st lady.


Q.What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A.When Hillary is out of town.


Q.Whats white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A.George Michael's latest release.


Q.What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A.A microwave stops when u open the door.


Q.Did u see Dolly Parton's new shoe's?
A. Neither did she.


Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming around in Monica ,when 1 of the sperm looks at the other and say's,"Hey i think we are coming close 2 the ovaries"...The other looks at the other sperm and say's ,"Hey relax we just passed the tonsile's,"

2006-11-18 07:51:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i mean don't get me wrong..i wish them the best but there are a couple of things that seem backwards to me:

firstly, i think that first they should of got married and then had the baby...not the other way around.

secondly, they are already planning for a divorce with a prenup before they even said "i do"

Thirdly, they are way to public with there lifestyle...they should keep there life private because all its going to do is put a strain on their marriage. ie: just look at jessica and nick or what use to be of them.

i don't know maybe i have no idea what i'm talking about but, i think that down the road they are heading for a divorce or an unhappy marriage.

2006-11-18 07:51:39 · 7 answers · asked by Danielle B 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-18 07:51:38 · 11 answers · asked by sena 1 in Music

I think theyre awesome... what do you think?

2006-11-18 07:51:11 · 23 answers · asked by Eleanor 2 in Music

A student in UCLA lab was tasered several times in front of other people in the lab. Did the people in the lab take proper action? Can you describe their behavior as slothful?

2006-11-18 07:50:58 · 7 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

k ..here's the thing when ever i get cold i get a runny nose it's nt like i'm sick or anything bt if the weather wasn't that warm i run out of tissues !!! it's so embarassing everyone keeps making fun of me ....my nickname is tissue cause everytime myclass mates c me im always holdin a tissue and wiping my nose off!!!!!!

i need 2 know how 2 make the runny nose stop

2006-11-18 07:50:49 · 9 answers · asked by suray f 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have tried alot of sites and cant find the song "Bubble Gum" what site do you know that has it for sure

2006-11-18 07:50:08 · 1 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Music

Have any kids because I read on some website that she does but i don't remember where and it doesn't say that anywhere else
so can you help me out.
A quote of her saying that or a picture would be nice
But now that i think of it when making the band came back the season she said she had a husband but no kids .... w/e can u help me out im confused.
~thanks

2006-11-18 07:49:00 · 2 answers · asked by Tiffany 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-18 07:48:51 · 11 answers · asked by Strange Design 5 in Movies

I love horror and have a rather large collection of horror movies. But, I need some new ones! Here's a list of the ones I own Slaughterhouse of the Rising Sun, Fangoria Bloodrive, Starkweather, House of 1000 Corpses, Devils Rejects, The Dark, Hells Gate, The Hills Have Eyes (original and remake), Toolbox Murders, Last House on the Left, Audition, Ju-on and Ju-on 2, Freddy vs Jason, Wolf Creek, Salvage, H, Dawn of the Dead, I Spit on Your Grave, Masters of Horror season 1, The Amityville Horror (remake), Halloween, and alotmore I can't thinkof right now. Anybody have any suggestions?

2006-11-18 07:48:43 · 13 answers · asked by deansheena 1 in Movies

I sure do.

2006-11-18 07:48:04 · 16 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 07:47:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-18 07:47:17 · 10 answers · asked by agarthfan_1999 4 in Music

Here are some bands that I like: Mates of State, The Killers, Stellastarr. Do you know any other ones that I might like?

2006-11-18 07:46:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

For me, probably Clue...funny movie :)

2006-11-18 07:46:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Some people have so many accounts they Ask questions and Answer their own questions - then later VOTE for them (they don't want to GIVE themselves BEST answer because it can be easily seen)! What's the deal?

2006-11-18 07:44:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im trying to do a project 4 school were we have to interiew someone we look up to even if they have faults so im trying to see if i can get an interveiw with him plz help i will give u12 points

2006-11-18 07:43:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Im 19 year old boy. I like drum n bass, bit of hip-hop, metal, rap - please tell me what you think ill like thats cool - its for my car :)

2006-11-18 07:43:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

how do i submit my flash video to into an albinoblacksheep froum? here it is if u wanna see it http://abs.gprime.net/showflash.php?name=95blocks&w=550&h=400 tell me if u like it

2006-11-18 07:42:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-18 07:42:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is this person who is saying how pretty my avatar is!i dont even know her! search questions.... monkeymaniac810 and it is from i forgot the name but the avatar has blond hair in a pony tail....tell her to stop! you will see that i answered her but she constantly keeps talking about my avatar!! tell her to stop please!

2006-11-18 07:41:08 · 12 answers · asked by monkeymaniac810 1 in Celebrities

I really enjoy watching the X Factor but I am getting sick and tired of it being a competion between Simon and Louise, they are not interested in judging the talent just their own little petty ego's. surely by now we should have a saturday big fight live and let them sort it out that way and let the programme carry on being judged on talent and talent only, that way the Mc Donald freaks will go home tonight just before the other freaky group Eaton Road

2006-11-18 07:40:53 · 7 answers · asked by K W 3 in Television

do people like classical music these days?

anybody want to comment on flute music?
http://flutopia.pbwiki.com/

2006-11-18 07:40:06 · 2 answers · asked by Rachel 1 in Music

Beacause she looks like she is about 29 or 30

2006-11-18 07:39:45 · 5 answers · asked by rosie m 1 in Celebrities

All i know is it goes mia-me mia-o mia-ah-ha over and over again in a high male voice.

2006-11-18 07:38:05 · 5 answers · asked by ♠Dino♠ 2 in Music

i'm curious about Led Zeppelin, which songs do you think I should check out. Keep in mind I dont really listen to rock very much.

2006-11-18 07:37:47 · 11 answers · asked by boy_billionaire1 1 in Music