Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minni Mouse.Mickey spoke 2 the judge about the separation."I'm sorry Mickey,but i can't legally separate you 2 on the grounds that Minni is mentally insane... "Mickey replied,"i didn't say she was mentally insane,I said that she's f---ing goofy!"



Michael Jackson is walking out of the operating room after his wife gave birth 2 their son.Michael says "Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?" The doctor says "At least wait till he is walking Michael!!!"

2006-11-18 07:06:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

:D Thanx, -Loyal Mindfreak

2006-11-18 07:06:14 · 5 answers · asked by Amber 2 in Celebrities

so it can forgive you?

2006-11-18 07:06:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I found this really really pretty tiny booklet, and i dont want to wast it, i wanna do somthin kool and fun wit it, what should i do with it?

2006-11-18 07:06:03 · 6 answers · asked by Avada Kedavra! 4 in Polls & Surveys

yea, it starts with last night i tired but i couldnt sleep without by my side. what was that song ? pleaseeeeee help. it's kinda undergrounish.

2006-11-18 07:05:53 · 1 answers · asked by ciena 1 in Music

2006-11-18 07:05:19 · 15 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

The song goes like "Let's do it how they do it on the Discovery Channel"

2006-11-18 07:05:12 · 10 answers · asked by - ѕoичтα. ☮ 4 in Music

Omarion !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"king for ever" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick cannon ooooooh baby

2006-11-18 07:05:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I think
Omarion "before 21 the worst album ever"
Nick cannon "he is so hut all the time"
50 cent "when he is singin' he sounds sooooooo cute"

2006-11-18 07:03:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

♥Secrets, as it were.....

2006-11-18 07:03:02 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't.

2006-11-18 07:02:12 · 12 answers · asked by moonfreak♦ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 07:01:45 · 2 answers · asked by Maninblack 1 in Music

2006-11-18 07:01:12 · 10 answers · asked by what's up 1 in Movies

Fred got fed up with the rat-race and decided to join a Monastery.
Things went very well for a while, but the chanting started to get on his nerves, every morning all the monks chanted good morning and each evening they all chanted good evening.
One morning as he went into the dining room he was greeted with the usual good morning.
Just to be different he sang good evening,
there was a stunned silence, then 50 voices sang some c**t chanted evening

2006-11-18 07:00:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Has Yahoo abandoned them? Or can't they afford the celebrities for us to mock?

2006-11-18 07:00:22 · 7 answers · asked by Rockford 7 in Polls & Surveys

Crystal Gayle might've had the longest hair in the world, for a country singer. Jaci Velasquez has very silky long hair, which I used to admire for a Christian recording artist. So which one of the singers have the nicest hair and why? As for me, I like Jaci Velasquez's hair because she takes care of it a lot and she's blessed with it and how she can be a good example of the positive faith.

2006-11-18 07:00:04 · 4 answers · asked by jaythewarthog 3 in Music

Fill in the blank (be creative!)
In a perfect world___________.
I say, I a perfect world...every pair of jeans would fit just right.

2006-11-18 07:00:01 · 27 answers · asked by Ashley J 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 06:59:56 · 5 answers · asked by gia 1 in Music

at the end of eminem's song kim you hear the sound of tape, and him opening the trunk of a car... there is another song that goes after that, that starts with those sounds and basically its him when he goes honme and gets haliey... then he goes to a pier or dock and dumps kims body... what was the name of the song ???

thx
Mike
d-.-b

2006-11-18 06:59:17 · 2 answers · asked by Mike 2 in Music

i found a fairly resonable box set of inuyasha season two from media cavern, has anybody ordered anything from there and is it a good and honest place to order from?

2006-11-18 06:59:09 · 3 answers · asked by Snowfox 3 in Comics & Animation

Please include your birthday 2..... I'm just curious, but not the year if u don't want 2!

2006-11-18 06:58:50 · 59 answers · asked by It's ya girl Lora 1 in Horoscopes

money or relationships

2006-11-18 06:58:37 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 06:58:03 · 13 answers · asked by what's up 1 in Television

FISHERMAN: Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

SALESMAN: Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!

ECONOMIST: I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden
upon the national interest.

MATHEMATICIAN: Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family
unit.

IT CONSULTANT : Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.

BUSINESS MAN: Wife wanted for company.

POLITICIAN: I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our
lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social
responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc
etc and never getting to the point)

CAR DEALER: Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.

FARMER: Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breeding.

LAWYER:I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this.

Can anyone add to this?

2006-11-18 06:57:00 · 6 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I just got home in time to see her - I thought she was absolutely incredible.

Anyone agree?

2006-11-18 06:56:14 · 19 answers · asked by Hello Dave 6 in Television

Some of mine:

"this dishwashing detergent removes UNSEEN food particulates" (like I care about those?)

"this perfume will make men screw strangers" (it doesn't take perfume to do this, folks...)

"drinking our beer makes you cool" (no, having something worthwhile to say makes you cool)

"lose weight without dieting by using our pill" (yeah, if you happen to take it while working in a prison labor camp in Siberia)

What are some of your "commercial peeves"?

2006-11-18 06:55:36 · 11 answers · asked by Hauntedfox 5 in Polls & Surveys

The first person that names the correct bottom 2 acts and the voted out act will be judged the best answer.

2006-11-18 06:55:25 · 21 answers · asked by freddy197120032003 3 in Television

Is he being ignored, or am I out of touch,Is he still still singing or what.?

2006-11-18 06:55:14 · 12 answers · asked by Roy S 1 in Celebrities

Such talent from an unsuspected source, so to speak.

2006-11-18 06:54:48 · 10 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 06:54:24 · 14 answers · asked by spoilt_rotten 5 in Celebrities