FISHERMAN: Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN: Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!
ECONOMIST: I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden
upon the national interest.
MATHEMATICIAN: Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family
unit.
IT CONSULTANT : Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.
BUSINESS MAN: Wife wanted for company.
POLITICIAN: I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our
lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social
responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc
etc and never getting to the point)
CAR DEALER: Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.
FARMER: Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breeding.
LAWYER:I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this.
Can anyone add to this?
2006-11-18 06:57:00 · 6 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THE FARMER ONE IS EXCELLENT!
2006-11-18 07:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by catty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scientist: Wanted a woman who is Einstein look alike, must have an IQ of 150; with a built in dictionary, calculator & computer rolled into one.
2006-11-18 07:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lookking for a past time lover: must be handsome type and avalble when ever she need you, must be 30 and up and good lier This job well pay
2006-11-18 07:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke, But if u are serious in searching your partner check out this link , Its all free there.
http://www.newmatrimonial.com
2006-11-20 19:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by sha1311 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry I cant add to that you did a great job on the ones you posted
2006-11-18 07:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by hollybell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were hella funny!!! Do they have one for a woman looking for husbands?
2006-11-18 07:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋