Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

Absolutely love the film and I kind of understood it but I can't explain it in words. Can anyone tell me what it was all about??

2006-11-18 06:54:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ‘’If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull. ‘’

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ‘’If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'’

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ‘’What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'’

The kid smiles and says, ‘’I would be a bus driver!'’

2006-11-18 06:53:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im in LVL 2 .

2006-11-18 06:53:31 · 37 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

She just came out with a new album, which I cannot remember the name. The drinking song is sort of sad.

2006-11-18 06:52:56 · 8 answers · asked by Lucky 1 in Music

2006-11-18 06:52:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you catch your significant-other checking out other men/women?

2006-11-18 06:52:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This song has been in my head all day and its drvinv me crazy i cant figure out who sings it PLEASE HELP ME!!


I like big butts and i cannot lie, u brothers cant deniy...

2006-11-18 06:52:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The optician asked him to read the top line which read " F L M O Q"
The guy said "K L M O Q"
The optician asked him to read it 3 more times, but the guy kept saying "K L M O Q"
The optician finally said, "How come every time it's F you see K?"

2006-11-18 06:51:59 · 25 answers · asked by Roy S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 06:51:18 · 14 answers · asked by ttt 1 in Polls & Surveys

cause what happens if you don't have any fingers,that means you can't play 'fastest finger first'

2006-11-18 06:50:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which do you prefer?

2006-11-18 06:49:33 · 22 answers · asked by ☆ßad Influence☆ 1 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-11-18 06:49:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 06:48:41 · 15 answers · asked by Fernando P 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Did you hear about the three blondes that drowned when the pick up they were riding in went off the road and into a lake?
They were riding in the back and drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down..

2006-11-18 06:48:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Koochie koochie koo!

2006-11-18 06:48:22 · 31 answers · asked by Feathery 6 in Polls & Surveys

I saw this video in the club last night and I can't seem to find it online.

2006-11-18 06:48:04 · 4 answers · asked by mpace1 2 in Music

I was born to rock but with the extra weight i put on (gave up smoking) i will soon be able to roll........

2006-11-18 06:47:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Jedi Mind Trick-- You never saw me speeding...

2. Spill water on the seat and say you were trying to get to a bathroom

3. The officer asks to see your license: wrap it in a $50 before handing it over

4. Say to the officer: "Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Dieses ist die Datenbahn ist nicht es?"

5. Always carry a cooler with a big red cross on it - then say 'Officer, I MUST get to the hospital!!'

6. Eat Garlic - whisper your answers to the officer's questions

7. Go-go-gadget sportscar!

8. Start screaming at yourself like a Marine, then answer the cop like a lil girl.

9. Look over at the empty passenger seat and say "Don't make any sudden movements......."

10. Say: "Whatchu talkin 'bout Willis?"

2006-11-18 06:47:09 · 8 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

is hannah montana in DC i have not seen a single commerical

2006-11-18 06:47:01 · 3 answers · asked by YungBeverage 2 in Television

2006-11-18 06:46:59 · 4 answers · asked by kevin h 1 in Television

Family Guy is full of phallic symbols: Brian's snout, Quagmire's head, Peter's chin... I have not found any reference to that on the net except for a small fragment on a Wikipedia article about Quagmire. Am I alone in this or you also see that?

2006-11-18 06:46:45 · 6 answers · asked by kelvinatorfridges 1 in Television

my grandmother has a 90-100 year old YORK player piano and shes been wanting to know what its worth. its been sitting in the same room for over 50 years. it has a LOT of rolls of music.....needs some work..


anybody have an idea on what its worth?

2006-11-18 06:45:50 · 3 answers · asked by Tanner E 1 in Music

2006-11-18 06:45:03 · 15 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

any anybody??

2006-11-18 06:44:20 · 16 answers · asked by bstuek 1 in Music

Mine is Joan Rivers to Jessica Hahn: "You slept your way to the middle".

2006-11-18 06:44:17 · 19 answers · asked by Dally4now2006 3 in Polls & Surveys

ok, all i want is to be able to go to a website and easily print out some panic! at the disco, my chemical romance, and evanescence sheet music...but it HAS to be free...any one know of a REALLY good sight for this? just piano music though

2006-11-18 06:43:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-18 06:43:18 · 39 answers · asked by welshwife 4 in Television

I love watching the show Bones, and saw it this past Wed. but I had to leave during the last 20 minutes. Does Anyone know if theres a website to see the latest episodes?...guess I shuda had TiVo!

2006-11-18 06:42:48 · 4 answers · asked by mineonly_not_yours 1 in Television

a few years ago, ann landers became famous for this survey she did, how many women now would be happy just to be held skip the sex?

2006-11-18 06:42:40 · 17 answers · asked by sweetsmile 2 in Polls & Surveys

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!,” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”

“I switched cocks,” he replied.

She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”

2006-11-18 06:42:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles