1. Jedi Mind Trick-- You never saw me speeding...
2. Spill water on the seat and say you were trying to get to a bathroom
3. The officer asks to see your license: wrap it in a $50 before handing it over
4. Say to the officer: "Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Dieses ist die Datenbahn ist nicht es?"
5. Always carry a cooler with a big red cross on it - then say 'Officer, I MUST get to the hospital!!'
6. Eat Garlic - whisper your answers to the officer's questions
7. Go-go-gadget sportscar!
8. Start screaming at yourself like a Marine, then answer the cop like a lil girl.
9. Look over at the empty passenger seat and say "Don't make any sudden movements......."
10. Say: "Whatchu talkin 'bout Willis?"
2006-11-18 06:47:09 · 8 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have u ever tried any
2006-11-18 07:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by chris's baby girl 4 life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would steal my ex boyfriends liscence plate and give him the number and he sees the wet chair. I say "I gotta make a Mr. Whizzy!"
2006-11-18 06:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by Allie loves Nick J. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I love that website it's amazing lol and 4 is definatly something I would do....
2006-11-18 06:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by too tired to sleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never provided an option for those who would shoot the bastard in the face.
2006-11-18 06:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by jonas_tripps_79 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
bah, i never know what to do! i just got a $205 ticket...stupid cop...i should've said i was having women troubles.
2006-11-18 06:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-18 06:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah right
2006-11-18 06:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-18 06:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋