2006-11-18 06:51:18 · 14 answers · asked by ttt 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Two Amish women are digging up potatoes and one of them holds up two potatoes and says "These look just like my husband's balls." The other woman says "Wow! They're that big?" the first woman says "No, they're that dirty!"
2006-11-18 07:00:19 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wrong category but ok. A blonde was rowing a boat in the middle of a cornfield, she was just rowing her heart out. Then, another blonde drove u7p in a subaru and stopped and asked "What the heck are you doing?" The other replied "Rowing to work, i only have10 minutes to get there" the other blonde retaliated with "You know, it's blondes like u that give us all a bad name! If i could swim out there i would slap u silly!"
2006-11-18 06:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Caty the WEIRDO!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nun goes to the gyno and he tells her "I'm sorry mam but you have crabs" and she says "no, I cant have crabs I'm a virgin Ive never had sex!" so she goes to a different gyno and he says " unfortunately you have crabs" and she yells in reply "I cant have crabs I'm a virgin Ive never had sex!I'm a nun for cryin out loud!" so she goes to a 3rd gyno and he says "well, you don't have crabs..." and the nun says " see i knew they were wrong! I couldn't have crabs because I'm a virgin and Ive never had sex." and the doctor says "yea that's the problem your cherry has rotted you have fruit flies"
How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."
There is a guy and his girlfriend driving down the road. Off in a Field they see another blond in a row boat in the middle of the Field just rowing away, and the blond tells her boyfriend to pull over. She gets outta the car and yells to the blond in the boat, "It's dumb blonds like you, that give blonds like me a bad reputation! And if I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ***!"
2006-11-18 07:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by Tonya H 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can tell you something funny. My landlord and her brother(Ken)(Juanita)owned a hair salon downstairs. Her Nephew ran the salon(Ed) When the sign for the salon was put up it read "Kenita Ed's Way salon". A local crackhead walked by and said, I know who Ed is and Nita and Ken but who is Way?
2006-11-18 06:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think someone would be offended if I told a joke here!!!
2006-11-18 06:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok woman meets an african guy and says to him 'wanna come home with me?' he replys 'only for a choc chip cookie' when they get to the house she says 'wanna have dinner with me' he replys ' only for a choc chip cookie' after dinner she says 'have sex with me' the man replys 'only for a......' next thing the husband comes home and the woman hides her lover in the closet
so the so the husband says to the woman ,ur a bit hairy i wanna shave u, she agrees, so he shaves her but one hair didnt come out. so the husband gets a tweezers shouting to the hair 'come out u black bstrd!!!' and out of the wardrobe u hear ' only for a choc chip cookie!!'
2006-11-18 06:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay I will try:
Why did the blond have lipstick on her horn?
Because she tried to blow it...LOL sorry I think it's funny
2006-11-18 06:53:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd be more than happy to.
What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend?
He sh*t in his hand and had a wa/nk.
lmfao!! That one cracks me up!!
2006-11-18 06:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by pornstar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
California smog test question:
Can UCLA?
2006-11-18 07:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by Hauntedfox 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two guys walk into a bar and they say ouch
2006-11-18 06:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by Kelsey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋