Mine is Joan Rivers to Jessica Hahn: "You slept your way to the middle".
2006-11-18 06:44:17 · 19 answers · asked by Dally4now2006 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
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2006-11-18 07:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Hauntedfox 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It was in response to a question on here. The question asked was How Long Is 60 Minutes? The Response: About as long as your father's penis.
I could not stop laughing.
2006-11-18 06:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by dolphinluver22000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When my best friend told me that I was fat and that a guy would rather make out with a dog than me lol
2006-11-18 06:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by Caty the WEIRDO!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Criticizing you is like booing at the Special Olympics.
2006-11-18 06:46:54 · answer #4 · answered by angry 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL That was a good one
You have something in your teeth when the person doesn't in kinda good
2006-11-18 09:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting called a drunk after you have stopped drinking for a few years now!
2006-11-18 06:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its an old one two italian girls on my job, one said to the other she would make more money on the street.
2006-11-18 06:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best part of you soaked into the backseat of the cab you were accidentally conceived in
2006-11-18 06:46:50 · answer #8 · answered by Biker 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My daddy once told me, he should have pulled out and shot me on the wall.
2006-11-18 06:46:02 · answer #9 · answered by marc f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend (girl) say to a guy once " so you are a walkin' STD?" when she (being a virgin) asked how many gurls he had had sex with and he had said "a couple."
2006-11-18 07:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by Bubbles 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋