A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ‘’If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull. ‘’
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ‘’If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'’
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ‘’What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'’
The kid smiles and says, ‘’I would be a bus driver!'’
2006-11-18 06:53:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is really great i have to tell my friends that one
2006-11-18 07:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by chris's baby girl 4 life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-18 14:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!! Funny
2006-11-18 15:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta give to the kid, huh? I thought it was pretty funny!
2006-11-18 15:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by altruistic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-18 14:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thzt's pretty funny. :D I liked it. lol
2006-11-18 14:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by agarthfan_1999 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! LOL! I like that joke! It's funny!
2006-11-18 15:29:39 · answer #7 · answered by chloe. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaha..that one was truly funny!
2006-11-18 17:39:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-11-18 15:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmmfao good one
2006-11-18 16:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋