Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minni Mouse.Mickey spoke 2 the judge about the separation."I'm sorry Mickey,but i can't legally separate you 2 on the grounds that Minni is mentally insane... "Mickey replied,"i didn't say she was mentally insane,I said that she's f---ing goofy!"
Michael Jackson is walking out of the operating room after his wife gave birth 2 their son.Michael says "Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?" The doctor says "At least wait till he is walking Michael!!!"
2006-11-18 07:06:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OOOHHH!!You have the best jokes in yahoo!!
LOL
2006-11-18 08:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Janey 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahahaha, very funny!
i'm glad 2 hear/read after all this time
that some of u r realising
Jackson is a pervert and a pedophile.
round of a applause, better late than never.
2006-11-18 15:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow those were great im freaking out over here. LOL.
2006-11-18 15:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the 2nd one is realistic and soooo funny, post sum mor pleeeez
2006-11-18 15:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by british bulldog 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
(1) LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a Good One
(2) AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That's Sooooooo Wrong! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
If I could remember jokes I would def. tell these. Maybe I will copy them and reherse them so I don't screw them up trying to re-tell them. Thanks for the laugh
2006-11-18 15:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by JustCurous 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Those jokes are so old! They weren't funny even when they were new!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-11-18 16:33:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think we're on the same wavelength.
2006-11-18 15:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dint like da 1st but 2nd was gud.
2006-11-18 15:12:01 · answer #8 · answered by Laura Pick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No comment
2006-11-18 15:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by Wisdom=Magenta 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I agree! They are good ones!
2006-11-18 15:08:11 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋