Q,Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright,but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A.Humpme Dumpme.
Q. Why does Hillary want 2 have sex with Bill Clinton 1st thing in the morning ?
A.She wants 2 be the 1st lady.
Q.What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A.When Hillary is out of town.
Q.Whats white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A.George Michael's latest release.
Q.What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A.A microwave stops when u open the door.
Q.Did u see Dolly Parton's new shoe's?
A. Neither did she.
Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming around in Monica ,when 1 of the sperm looks at the other and say's,"Hey i think we are coming close 2 the ovaries"...The other looks at the other sperm and say's ,"Hey relax we just passed the tonsile's,"
2006-11-18 07:52:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Everything else was aiiight but the last joke was GREAT!!!! LMAO
2006-11-18 08:12:00 · answer #1 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in straightforward? A. they're the two made out of plastic and young ones turn them on. bill Gates And God bill Clinton, Al Gore, and bill Gates all died in a airplane crash and went to fulfill their maker. The dazzling deity became to Al and asked, tell what's significant approximately your self. Al replied that he felt that the earth become the final magnitude and that holding the earth's ecological gadget become maximum mandatory. God appeared to Al and stated, " i like the way you think of, come and take a seat at my left hand". God then asked bill Clinton what he respected maximum. bill Clinton replied that he felt human beings and their own possibilities have been maximum mandatory. God replied, " i like the way you think of, come and take a seat at my suitable hand". God then became to bill Gates, who become observing him indignantly. God asked "what's your difficulty bill Gates?" bill replied " i think of you're sitting in my chair".
2016-12-30 14:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny enjoyed them put a smile on my face im sure you do that to loads of guys lol
2006-11-18 07:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by bruce c 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
5 years ago, 3days left to answer
2006-11-18 07:56:31 · answer #4 · answered by wilson picket 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny.
2006-11-18 08:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want a clap?
Boooooooooooooooooo
Damn RACIST
2006-11-18 08:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
aaawwww!! cool!
love them all!
2006-11-18 08:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
2006-11-18 08:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by mine of useless information 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-18 07:55:31 · answer #9 · answered by *Music ♥ Love* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,
2006-11-18 08:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋