Q,Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright,but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A.Humpme Dumpme.
Q. Why does Hillary want 2 have sex with Bill Clinton 1st thing in the morning ?
A.She wants 2 be the 1st lady.
Q.What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?
A.When Hillary is out of town.
Q.Whats white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
A.George Michael's latest release.
Q.What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A.A microwave stops when u open the door.
Q.Did u see Dolly Parton's new shoe's?
A. Neither did she.
Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming around in Monica ,when 1 of the sperm looks at the other and say's,"Hey i think we are coming close 2 the ovaries"...The other looks at the other sperm and say's ,"Hey relax we just passed the tonsile's,"
2006-11-18 07:51:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow you sure are on a role, i am blond lol but fell over laughing at your jokes. well funny.
2006-11-18 07:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
glad you saved the best till last...lol.very funny
2006-11-18 08:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones.
2006-11-18 07:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋