> Pregnant Blonde
>
> The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
>the
> driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for
joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down
>along
> with her.
> She said, "I have some really great news!"
>
> I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
> She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up
>and down,
> told me that she was pregnant!I knew that she had been trying for a
>while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
>
>
> Then she said, "There's more." I asked,"What do you mean 'more'?"
She
said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.We are going to have
>TWINS!"
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew.
>
>She said.... (You're going to love this!) "
>
>Well, that was the easy part. I went to Walmart and they actually had
a
>
>home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.
>
> Both tests came out positive!
2006-11-18 08:22:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Funny! Now here's one for you.........
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes
back in the box."
2006-11-18 08:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by fantasy_lady428 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, this blond had a good, normal day.
2006-11-18 16:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha now that is a dumb blonde joke.
2006-11-18 17:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty smart for a blonde.
2006-11-18 16:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-18 16:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool, stupid blonde
2006-11-18 16:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥babygurl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...easily mistaken!!!
2006-11-18 16:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by charlie w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.............that was a good one.
2006-11-18 16:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by Diamond in the Rough 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-18 16:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by break_dance_not_hearts101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋