A man went to the doctor one day and when the doctor asked why he had come he replied "Well, it's not actually for me, you see, I think my wife is going deaf and I wanted a way I could test her without letting her know" The doctor thought for a moment and then said "Try this: when you get back home stand about 10 feet away from your wife, with her facing away from you, and ask her something. If she answers, you know she's not deaf, but if she doesn't move two feet forward and ask again, repeat this, moving two feet forwards each time, and then when she answers remember how far away you were and come and tell me."
2006-11-18 08:26:30 · 21 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So when the man had arrived back home, he found his wife in the kitchen, preparing dinner. He stood ten feet away, with his wife facing the opposite direction, as the doctor had said, and asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" There was no reply. He moved two feet forward and asked once more "What's for dinner, dear?" No answer again, so he moved forwards two feet "What are we having for dinner?" and she replied "FOR THE THIRD TIME; CHICKEN!"
2006-11-18 08:26:40 · update #1
thanks for the laugh. i really needed it.
2006-11-18 08:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Yes thats funny!
2006-11-18 08:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10 keep them rolling
2006-11-18 08:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, it's has a plot to it and a good punch line.
2006-11-18 08:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by blackluckof13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And who says us guys don't listen to what our wives and girlfriends
2006-11-18 08:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh good, chicken's my favourite
2006-11-18 08:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
reverse zinger
2006-11-18 08:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-18 08:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-18 08:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by RANDALL S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-11-18 08:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by RNM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of my grandparents... very cute and funny
2006-11-18 08:29:10 · answer #11 · answered by tbmass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋