Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

A mate of mine bought a blow-up doll a few years ago. He told me in all seriousness that it was just like the real thing, so I decided to buy one of the same.
After a couple of sessions, he asked me how I found it for realism.
I said, "Realism? I caught a fu**ing dose it!"

2006-11-14 06:20:05 · 15 answers · asked by Roy S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i have been playing the piano for 7 year's now i can tell i have advanced from the first time i started but i just can not add flavor to my music i need someone to explain to me what can i do to add cords?

2006-11-14 06:20:03 · 3 answers · asked by mishoney 4 in Music

2006-11-14 06:19:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i don't mind if he is gay, just wonderin!

2006-11-14 06:18:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-14 06:18:23 · 9 answers · asked by lola_blue 1 in Polls & Surveys

Angelinga and Brad... Katie and Tom...

On Access Hollywood, it was talking about Tom and Katies wedding at a medival castle.
Yes, it is nice that they are getting married and the media dubs it "marriage of the year." And many couples get married all the time. I bet there are lots of normal people getting married today.

I mean, seriously. Who really cares about where they are getting married? Lots of people get married.... why is it such a big deal about Katie and Tom?

Do not get me wrong, I think that both of them are good actors.

2006-11-14 06:18:21 · 20 answers · asked by Sarah* 7 in Celebrities

2006-11-14 06:18:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"

2006-11-14 06:18:02 · 11 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

There was this black guy, Markus, and his black wife Thelma, and they weren't very rich or very popular with the others in their small town.

But one night they got an invitation to go to a Halloween party. They were so excited, because they've never been invited to a party before.

So Markus said, "Thelma, go down to that costume shop, and get me the finest costume they got, while I'm gone to work."

"Alright", she replied.

The next day, when Markus returned home from work he found a Superman costume laying on the kitchen table.

"Thelma, I told you to get the finest costume." he told her.

"I did." Thelma replied.

"Thelma tell me this, have you ever seen a black Superman. Now you go back down there tomorrow and you get me the finest costume they got."

"Alright", she replied.

So the next day Thelma went back to the costume shop, and returned home with another costume.

When Markus returned home and saw a Spiderman costume on the table, he was starting to get irritated.

"Thelma, now, have you ever seen a black Spiderman!?" he yelled. "now you get your a-s-s down there and get me the finest costume they got."

By this time Thelma was furious. The next day, she didn't go down to that costume shop, instead she just stayed at home and searched for a costume there.

When Markus returned home from work he saw some cotton balls, a 2 by 4, and a bucket of white paint lying on the table. "THELMA! That party is tonight and you still haven't got me a costume."

Thelma looked at the table an looked back at him. "Markus, I did so get the costume, you can take these cotton balls and put them all other your body and go as a domino. Or you can take the paint and paint the middle of yourself and go as an Oreo, or you can take that 2 by 4 and shove it up your a-s-s and go as a fudgecicle."

2006-11-14 06:17:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for me i loved both of them but i would have to say S-club 7 wins heads on "Never had a dream come true" great song well written

2006-11-14 06:17:10 · 9 answers · asked by young man 2 in Music

2006-11-14 06:15:29 · 8 answers · asked by fatladyvan 1 in Polls & Surveys

A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long.
"Let me show you," says the captain.

He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there's a solitary barrel with a hole in it.

"This'll be the best you'll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I'll give you some privacy."

The recruit doesn't quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns.

"Wow! That was the best I've ever had! I want to do it every day!"

"Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday."

"Why not Thursday?"

"That's your day in the barrel."

2006-11-14 06:14:29 · 7 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 06:13:31 · 4 answers · asked by Bryan B 2 in Music

2006-11-14 06:12:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which celebrity would you kiss and why? I would pick Johnny Depp because he's hot and a great actor.

2006-11-14 06:12:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she may have also been known as melanie harold, the album is called : fancy that! WHERE CAN I BUY THIS OR DOWNLOAD WITHOUT P2P?

2006-11-14 06:12:11 · 2 answers · asked by ahhyesh 1 in Music

:) ??

2006-11-14 06:12:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a red light on my cable box? Its lit up red right where it says messagesi have time warner cable if anybody knows what this is please tell. Thanks lots!! God bless!

2006-11-14 06:11:59 · 9 answers · asked by B.B QUEEN 1 in Polls & Surveys

Cannot find on Web this inormation

2006-11-14 06:11:55 · 6 answers · asked by Lopears 1 in Music

know it when i hear it but i cant ever think of it otherwise...its by stevie wonder and i want to say its for a clothing commercial...like old navy or something....somebody please help this is driving me crazy!...thanks :o)

2006-11-14 06:11:47 · 3 answers · asked by cookiesmom 7 in Music

2006-11-14 06:11:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anybody know where I can download Gray's Anatromy episodes for free. I'm looking for Season 2 Episode 25 ("It's the End of the World Part 1").

Thanks.

2006-11-14 06:11:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-14 06:10:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For some strange reason I found myself watching QVC today. I was totally blown away when a designer named Dennis Basso came on. He sounds and looks like Jiminy Glick. Anyone know if Martin Short has ever said who he based Glick on?

2006-11-14 06:10:05 · 3 answers · asked by Steph. 2 in Television

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.

The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.

The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.

"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."

2006-11-14 06:09:32 · 8 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It was in the middle of the street and in Disco pants While dancing to disco music. (I have never had drugs before in my life.)

2006-11-14 06:09:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Joe puts a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
3. It will improve in two weeks.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."


That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurried back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.He deposited ten dollars, poured in his concoction and awaited the results.

The computer then prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

2006-11-14 06:09:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 06:08:12 · 12 answers · asked by micah z 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:07:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:07:28 · 41 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys