A mate of mine bought a blow-up doll a few years ago. He told me in all seriousness that it was just like the real thing, so I decided to buy one of the same.
After a couple of sessions, he asked me how I found it for realism.
I said, "Realism? I caught a fu**ing dose it!"
2006-11-14 06:20:05 · 15 answers · asked by Roy S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, what a bummer! I missed out the word "off" after dose.
That's because I was getting carried away thinking about it!
2006-11-14 06:26:50 · update #1
if you had bitten its neck it would of gone down on you.
2006-11-14 21:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has just created the earth and is beginning to populate it.First up is a Scotsman and God says to him "I am giving you a beautiful country full of magnificent mountains and lochs and you will be able to make the finest drink in the world from the wonderful sparkling streams-WHISKY.You will also produce the greatest inventors and philosophers in the world.
Next up is a Belgian who is told that they will inhabit a drab flat land with no redeeming features and they will never breed anyone of any note.
How come ,says the Belgian that we are being treated like this when the Scots are being treated to all those wonderful things.
" A" says God ,but wait till you see who I am giving them as their neighbours.
2006-11-14 14:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by Hugh M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are serious, one of three things happened. It was used before you got it and someone passed their present along to you. Second, you have not cleaned it properly and the bacteria developed. Third, you had the disease anyway and it just happened to show up at that time.
Take you doll to the doctor so she can be treated :-)
2006-11-14 14:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by brucenjacobs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one, never mind about the missing word we all do it. lol lol lol
10/10
2006-11-14 14:31:45 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you available, Mister Charm?
2006-11-14 14:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-11-14 14:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Ainda curo essa Dor (amor) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope she's not treated by injection.
2006-11-14 15:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 14:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you!
2006-11-14 14:25:46 · answer #9 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha wow.... I'm speechless!
2006-11-14 14:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋