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A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"

2006-11-14 06:18:02 · 11 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Yup! Poor old Duke is in trouble again!

Good joke. Thanks for sharing.

2006-11-14 16:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Maybe the boys name was also duke and the boy might have been amazed by the fathers reaction.

2006-11-14 14:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by ron 2 · 0 0

HahahahahaHAHA(beating the table)hahaHAAAAHAHAHAHAH(head banger)hahahhahHAHAH(off the chair)HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAGHAHGHAAA(reduced heap of spasiming boy, concerned observers present) hahahaheeheeheheeeeheheeohmygodohmygodheeheeheeeheee..hahaha..haha..(sniff)heheehe..too bloody good, I say.

2006-11-14 14:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by Daanyaal 2 · 0 0

funny

2006-11-14 14:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG... It's hilarious.... LMAO.... it's so yewww but soooo funny.... LoLoLoLoLoLoL

2006-11-14 14:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0 0

Ha ha ha ha thats funny!

2006-11-14 14:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0 0

Hahahahaha that was funny sh*t

2006-11-14 14:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy_Beautiful 2 · 0 0

too funny

2006-11-14 14:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUPPY CUME HERE THE BOY FU** GO TO THE RESTROOM TO DO THAT

2006-11-14 14:33:25 · answer #9 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0 0

LOL.... hilarious

2006-11-14 14:20:38 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 3 · 0 1

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