There was this black guy, Markus, and his black wife Thelma, and they weren't very rich or very popular with the others in their small town.
But one night they got an invitation to go to a Halloween party. They were so excited, because they've never been invited to a party before.
So Markus said, "Thelma, go down to that costume shop, and get me the finest costume they got, while I'm gone to work."
"Alright", she replied.
The next day, when Markus returned home from work he found a Superman costume laying on the kitchen table.
"Thelma, I told you to get the finest costume." he told her.
"I did." Thelma replied.
"Thelma tell me this, have you ever seen a black Superman. Now you go back down there tomorrow and you get me the finest costume they got."
"Alright", she replied.
So the next day Thelma went back to the costume shop, and returned home with another costume.
When Markus returned home and saw a Spiderman costume on the table, he was starting to get irritated.
"Thelma, now, have you ever seen a black Spiderman!?" he yelled. "now you get your a-s-s down there and get me the finest costume they got."
By this time Thelma was furious. The next day, she didn't go down to that costume shop, instead she just stayed at home and searched for a costume there.
When Markus returned home from work he saw some cotton balls, a 2 by 4, and a bucket of white paint lying on the table. "THELMA! That party is tonight and you still haven't got me a costume."
Thelma looked at the table an looked back at him. "Markus, I did so get the costume, you can take these cotton balls and put them all other your body and go as a domino. Or you can take the paint and paint the middle of yourself and go as an Oreo, or you can take that 2 by 4 and shove it up your a-s-s and go as a fudgecicle."
2006-11-14 06:17:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heehee...if i was the guy i would have chosen the oreo cookie costume, talk about creativity!
2006-11-16 06:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny. One of the best I've read/heard in a long time. You can rest easy, no one is gonna get you.
2006-11-14 09:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by Zippy the Wonder Slug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe you go Thelma!!! HOw you been you weird African praying mantis? LOL Good to see ya...
2006-11-16 03:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AH HAHAHAHAHA
that was awesome, prob the best I've read all week.
Well Found!
2006-11-14 06:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by canadian housewife 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good times
2006-11-14 06:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very entertaining. Best joke i have read on here.
2006-11-14 06:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha that's cute. I don't think it deserves a butt kickin though!
2006-11-14 06:21:51 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know where you live and coming to beat you up!
2006-11-14 06:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A L L T H R E E YAH
2006-11-14 06:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, much different outcome than i thought. very funny.
2006-11-14 06:20:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋