A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long.
"Let me show you," says the captain.
He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there's a solitary barrel with a hole in it.
"This'll be the best you'll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I'll give you some privacy."
The recruit doesn't quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns.
"Wow! That was the best I've ever had! I want to do it every day!"
"Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday."
"Why not Thursday?"
"That's your day in the barrel."
2006-11-14 06:14:29 · 7 answers · asked by chanda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gross, but hilareous... I love it!!!
2006-11-14 06:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new soldier of the french foriegn legion arrives at his first post in the dessert. As he's getting a tour of the place, one of the soldiers tells him "See that camel? We use it for sex." The new soldier immediatly yells thats disgusting, "I'll never get that desparate!" he says.
However six months later the new man does get just that desparate. He goes over to the camel and starts his business, when the other soldier walks around the corner to find the new recruit humping the camel.
"What the hell are you doing?" He asks.
The new soldier sheepishly asks, "Isn't this how you guys do it?"
"No, generally, we unhitch the camel and use to ride into town to visit the girls in the brothel there. But, hey, to each his own."
2006-11-14 14:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROF!
My time in the Navy makes this one more funny than some.
2006-11-15 00:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 14:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-14 14:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... hilarious
2006-11-14 14:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh...... you know what that means....!
2006-11-14 14:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋