Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

2006-11-14 06:45:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like putting them on my bread instead of penut butter.

2006-11-14 06:45:50 · 8 answers · asked by Get away 3 in Polls & Surveys

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job.

She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"

"For twenty years I’ve wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"

The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done.

"You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."

2006-11-14 06:45:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:44:27 · 7 answers · asked by bogbrush 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 06:44:21 · 4 answers · asked by puh-lease 3 in Music

2006-11-14 06:42:54 · 26 answers · asked by ITS JOHNNY!!!!!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:42:48 · 13 answers · asked by _DestroyingAngel_ 3 in Other - Entertainment

I personally like Sarah Mclachlan's voice the best. Celine Dion is a close second.

2006-11-14 06:42:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-14 06:42:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there is a song that like in the cartoons you'd hear this little song with the bugal and the horses would be racing, it was a horse race theme.
what is the song called?

2006-11-14 06:42:14 · 4 answers · asked by Charlette 1 in Music

what is the best joke you have ever heard? know more than one good joke?

2006-11-14 06:41:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

is he any good in concert?

2006-11-14 06:41:52 · 5 answers · asked by Starry Eyes 5 in Music

by this big river in Afrca when i saw this little head sticking out of a crocodiles mouth , i said to my mate , jeez look at that , he said , what a flash b*stard , he's got a lacoste sleeping bag !

2006-11-14 06:41:05 · 9 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, I have two clues to see if you can guess the answer. The answer is only one word long though.

#1. Originated from France

#2. Regional varieties exist


I'll post ONE new clue a day! So guess away.

2006-11-14 06:41:04 · 22 answers · asked by blondejedimaster 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Me, I should be working on a paper that is due tomorrow and I haven't started it yet... Oops.

2006-11-14 06:40:29 · 35 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

about Yahoo! Answers? Have any of them tried it out?

2006-11-14 06:40:22 · 15 answers · asked by llsBabygirl918 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:38:50 · 7 answers · asked by lady v 1 in Celebrities

Sometimes I wish that I could act more loud, opinionated and funloving. I am a quiet person. It is like having someone inside of you ready to jump up and dance & sing or just walkout and quit your job or marriage. No worries!

2006-11-14 06:38:43 · 15 answers · asked by kateryan815 1 in Polls & Surveys

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.

When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!

2006-11-14 06:38:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.

2006-11-14 06:38:28 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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I think its funny and I don't want to offend anyone but if I did I'm sorry. And yes I know "I'm sick, or I'm a sick f)uck or I suck."

2006-11-14 06:38:08 · 10 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 06:37:41 · 35 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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I think its funny and I don't want to offend anyone but if I did I'm sorry. And yes I know "I'm sick, or I'm a suck f)uck or I suck."

2006-11-14 06:37:32 · 2 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Now, I am not asking for people to regurgitate the typical horoscope definitions. I am looking for you to describe stereotypes you have experienced first-hand.

Some that I have encountered are:
> Leos are totally self-serving, and everything is always about them.
> Aries all seem to be huge flakes.
> Capricorns are totally unable to discuss their feelings in a rational and open manner.
> Taurus are incredibly stubborn.

2006-11-14 06:37:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

So i went on some websites to have a look at song chords to play on guitar, but i notiche that there are also TABS, what are tabs, it looks like this...

E|----3------3--------------3---------------
B|----------------------2--------3-----------
G|-------------5----------3------------------
D|-----2--------------------5--------5-----5-
A|-0------0-------3------3-----3--3-----3---
E|-------------1-------1------------------------

I DONT UNDERSTAND how do i play this type of stuff? please explain to me, thank you...

2006-11-14 06:37:00 · 9 answers · asked by I like Your hairspray 1 in Music

Conway Twitty or Josh Turner?

2006-11-14 06:36:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

when the kids and parents walk in the factory and Wonka can't say the word "parents", and then he starts to have a "flashback"... when I saw the movie in the theater, Mike Teavee's dad tells Veruca's dad "is it just me, or Mr. Wonka is a penny short of a buck?", and Veruca's dad says "sorry, i don't speak American"....
i bought the DVD, and that little conversation is missing... or am i going crazy too?

Thanks!!

2006-11-14 06:36:47 · 3 answers · asked by Feed the models! 4 in Movies

2006-11-14 06:36:28 · 28 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

You know, like cheesy songs of classics. So far my vote is with either The Macarena or Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

2006-11-14 06:36:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-14 06:35:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music