A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter that I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.
When he arrived at the hotel, there a fax was waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, my love, do not wait up!
2006-11-14 06:38:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROFLOL! That is EXCELLENT! Thanx for putting a smile on my face :-)
2006-11-14 06:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Summerflame 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, you got alot of jokes hanging around, just what I need to get a boring day at the office.
2006-11-14 08:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...Love it....especially the 18 goes into 54 many more times...can't stop laughing...
2006-11-14 06:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by chatterella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I'm laughing
2006-11-14 08:57:17 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAUGHING!! that was a good one!! he is the one who has to perform! all the wife has to do is BE THERE!! The joke is on the HUSBAND!!
2006-11-14 06:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie.
2006-11-14 06:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Shocked
2006-11-14 06:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither... sorry, but I've seen this joke quite a few times.
2006-11-14 06:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by Wedding Crasher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am laughing. that's a funny ending. thankyou very much
2006-11-14 06:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...atta girl!!
2006-11-14 06:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋