what is the best joke you have ever heard? know more than one good joke?
2006-11-14 06:41:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know some "yo mama" jokes:
Yo mama so nasty she is like a shot gun, two cocks and she's fully loaded.
Yo mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this, "New York, Chicago, Seattle."
Yo mama so poor, when i asked to use your bathroom she gave me two sticks when i asked her what the sticks are for she said, one to hold up the ceiling and the other to fight off the roaches.
Yo mama so fat, the only way she can get out the door is if you grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side.
yo mama so nasty she keeps salt water in her draws just to keep the craps freash.
yo mama so old and fat, that when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat *** out the way.
Yo mama so stank she made right guard tern left.
Yo mama WAS so stupid, the reason she drowned was because she saw a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
and my favorite: Yo mama so stupid, that she was in the kitchen for an hour stareing at a juice can, just cuz it said consintraite on it.
2006-11-14 06:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best joke ever:
A penguin takes his car in to the mechanic to get it worked on and the mechanic tells him it's going to be a while. So to kill some time the penguin goes across the road to get some ice cream. (Penguins really love ice cream). But the little guy doesn't have any hands so he gets it all over his beak. He goes back to check on his car and the mechanic says "It looks like you've blown a seal" and the penguin says "No it's just a little ice cream".
2006-11-14 14:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by Dave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to catch a penguin:
cut a hole in the ice and place peas around hole.
Then, when the penguin bends over to take a pea you kick 'em in the ice hole. :)
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
2006-11-14 16:20:44 · answer #3 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of joke?
I'll put my foot so far up yo @$$...
>I will kick yo smoking habit.
>You will be my new pant leg.
>When I sit down, you'll stand up.
>Your turds will be my football.
>You will brush yo teeth with odor eaters.
>Yo smile will advertise Nike.
>You'll tie yo tongue before you walk.
>My footprint will be on the roof of your mouth.
>You will top your toast with my toe jam.
>You will have bacon with my biscuts.
>You will take an elevator to wipe yo a**.
>You will take off your shirt to s***.
2006-11-14 16:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Black Angel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh man, this one time... my friend totally told me this joke. It was hilarious.
2006-11-14 14:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check out mine by clicking on my name. You'll have a good laugh!
2006-11-14 14:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have no clue??? lol maybe you can tell me a good one
2006-11-14 14:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by erica p 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋