theres this old lady and she is sick of being lonely so she puts an ad in the personals to meet a husband. she writes, he must not beat me ,or run around on me and he must be good in bed.
a week later her doorbell rings and she answers the door to find a guy with no arms and no legs. can i help u? she asks
"i am here answering the ad he says.
but u have no arms?" she says
so i cant beat you" he says.
"but you have no legs?' she says
"yes, so i wont run around on you" the man answers.
"well the last thing, she says , are you good in bed?'
he looks at her with a big smile aon his face and says"lady, how do you think i rang the doorbell?"
2006-11-14
07:27:12
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