A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my
GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
2006-11-14 07:27:06 · 28 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not as good as the one about the pig in the road, but still good. i know you won't give your secret out as to where you get these jokes, but they are the cleanest funniest jokes ever. The pidgeon one was the best.
2006-11-14 08:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HMMM... frying pan in hand and an irritating husband. I'll let you do the math on what happens next! And I'm doubting he got to eat his eggs.
2006-11-14 07:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by auequine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
I think I will try that out on one of my friends. He is always giving me 'lots of advice' when I drive. (Before you say anything guys I used to be a driving instructor and was qualified to teach advanced driving)
2006-11-14 07:34:57 · answer #3 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it might be funny if it were the guy making the eggs.
2006-11-14 07:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by Ainsley Lotus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL... that's is hilarious and sooo true... I hate when women do that... 50 miles per hour is like going 100 miles per hour for them... you're funny... LMAO...
2006-11-14 07:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the hubby isn't too swift in the bedroom area and she's like an air traffic controller. lol
2006-11-14 07:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by LadieVamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
good one
like your picture of clinet eastwood, have to admit he has kind of a hero at his time and I love his movies
good bad and the ugly? seen it ?
2006-11-14 07:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
2006-11-14 07:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-14 07:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL to funny good one. I concer
2006-11-14 07:41:06 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋