theres this old lady and she is sick of being lonely so she puts an ad in the personals to meet a husband. she writes, he must not beat me ,or run around on me and he must be good in bed.
a week later her doorbell rings and she answers the door to find a guy with no arms and no legs. can i help u? she asks
"i am here answering the ad he says.
but u have no arms?" she says
so i cant beat you" he says.
"but you have no legs?' she says
"yes, so i wont run around on you" the man answers.
"well the last thing, she says , are you good in bed?'
he looks at her with a big smile aon his face and says"lady, how do you think i rang the doorbell?"
2006-11-14 07:27:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! That was frickin hilarious...LOL...I'm still laughing. Thanks a lot for that one. Can I use it? Thanks.
2006-11-14 07:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-14 15:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but I have read this 5 times already in 2 days. lol
2006-11-14 15:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Good one! I wonder what was on his mind when he rang the doorbell!
2006-11-14 15:57:19 · answer #4 · answered by cashfan28 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL Yeah that one cracked me up! Good one. I needed a laugh today, thank you! :)
2006-11-14 15:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by workless 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's really good
2006-11-14 15:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do think it's funny. lol
2006-11-14 15:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, that is kinda funny. not laugh-out-loud funny, but it did get a chuckle. :)
2006-11-14 15:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by rapunzel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did like that joke... very funny. Thank you.
2006-11-14 16:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good....I am going to have to pass that along to some of my friends
2006-11-14 15:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by chevroletgal06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-14 15:31:09 · answer #11 · answered by Lissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋