Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2006

A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
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A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

2006-11-14 06:56:22 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 06:56:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:55:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?


-I do believe in ghosts and such but I would definitely NOT spend a night alone anywhere that was supposedly haunted!! NO WAY...you couldn't pay me haha...I get scared very easily! ;)

2006-11-14 06:54:41 · 20 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

Someone else has a song out there that has the same tempo, and most of the words are the same.... I can't figure out what the song is.. If you know, please let me know!!!

2006-11-14 06:54:36 · 3 answers · asked by Kat0312 4 in Music

2006-11-14 06:53:36 · 31 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:53:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:53:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:52:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:52:15 · 3 answers · asked by abc 2 in Music

2006-11-14 06:52:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:51:48 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Gïrl¥♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think NOT coz ur ALREADY HOT!!!!

2006-11-14 06:51:42 · 9 answers · asked by John Travolta!!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

i already asked a question about scorpios but some requested birthday information which is Novemeber 7, 1986. Thanks!!!

2006-11-14 06:51:13 · 14 answers · asked by yourmygoodfeeling 3 in Horoscopes

do you like your Chilli Scott?
kyle's mom's a biatch?
Long live the confederacy?

2006-11-14 06:51:08 · 25 answers · asked by TheJev 2 in Television

2006-11-14 06:51:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not the the genre, not the lyrics, but the voice.

I personally couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice.

2006-11-14 06:50:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

..so that i can watch them with a DVD-Player afterwards? I´d really appreciate any help anyone could give me. Thank you so much. =)

2006-11-14 06:50:37 · 1 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Movies

2006-11-14 06:49:49 · 27 answers · asked by legionmober 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-14 06:49:41 · 11 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:49:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not required, but if you could state your AGE would be he helpful

2006-11-14 06:49:27 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

2006-11-14 06:49:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:49:08 · 5 answers · asked by captain_gunner_stag 2 in Movies

2006-11-14 06:48:22 · 11 answers · asked by bogbrush 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 06:48:06 · 2 answers · asked by davidd 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-14 06:47:55 · 10 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-14 06:47:29 · 16 answers · asked by davidd 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-14 06:47:23 · 2 answers · asked by William K 1 in Movies

2006-11-14 06:46:39 · 3 answers · asked by bogbrush 1 in Jokes & Riddles