A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2006-11-14 06:49:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dude...that was amazing
2006-11-15 10:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by Eraser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-14 14:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Win 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-14 14:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by SheRa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny.
2006-11-14 14:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by Bebe1016 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny. It's a good thing I'm at home when I read this.
2006-11-14 16:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cubitpipi a fan of Amazins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one but still funny
2006-11-14 14:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... thats a little scary and really kind of weird.
2006-11-14 14:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by Sandy B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I love it, that is too funny.
2006-11-14 16:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahahaha... hilarious!!
2006-11-14 14:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by Wedding Crasher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is SO funny!
2006-11-14 14:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋