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Rape! Rape! Help!

2006-11-15 01:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by play dough 3 · 0 0

Yeah but I can lose weight and you'll still be an ugly old fart!

2006-11-14 14:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you should have responded.....did you just fart or have you been sucking on a turd lozenger? or dident i see you in the original night of the living dead? or looks like you have put on some weight too or maybe your diaper is just full

2006-11-14 16:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No your eyes have just shrunk, or I can lose weight I wonder if you can get a brain.

2006-11-14 15:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by sweetsmile 2 · 0 0

You should have said "Yeah, it LOOKS like I've put on some weight, so how about getting yourself some STRONGER lenses for your eyeglasses" or said "But you know it definitely LOOKS like there's deeper lines on YOUR FACE!"

Peace*********************

2006-11-14 15:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by LuvlyOne 3 · 0 0

It looks like somebody has put on some years.

It looks like somebody has put on some rudeness.

2006-11-15 18:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

so you old fart at least i don't belong to the casket patch kids

2006-11-14 14:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0 0

Im fat and you're old AND ugly!I can at least lose the weight, what can you do?

2006-11-14 15:00:47 · answer #8 · answered by Summerflame 2 · 0 0

Tell him you can lose weight, but he will still be old.

2006-11-15 10:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0 0

at least I'm not an old fart!

2006-11-14 14:56:41 · answer #10 · answered by bearcookie 3 · 1 0

Hand him a note, and tell him since hes going to die first could he give this to your grandmother (or whoever you know that's not hear anymore)

2006-11-14 14:59:57 · answer #11 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0 1

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