A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
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A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
2006-11-14 06:56:22 · 25 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bonus joke, bit naughty too:-
Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.
The first cowboy says his favorite position is the "rodeo". The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how to do it ? The first cowboy says,
"You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it ***** style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear : "Your sister likes this position too."
Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.
2006-11-14 06:58:33 · update #1
Pd Pd Pd, you naughty naughty.....funny and naughty...you rock...keep 'em coming...
2006-11-15 23:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad theory to play UNO with mexicans? with the aid of fact they are going to consistently scouse borrow your green-taking part in cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a automobile. who's making use of? A cop what's the version between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a kinfolk of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? with the aid of fact each and every physique that could run, leap and swim is already right here.
2016-10-03 23:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW !!!! Three funny jokes--- But I like the
"rodeo"-joke most ... Imagine: ***** style and
than "Your sister likes it too..."
That's a real good one and
a very old one. Who cares ---
an Oldie but a Goldie!!!
2006-11-14 07:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LmFaoooooo Loved all 3 N still Laughing.... wait let me read them again..................................haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh geez lmaoooooo Zip Codes keep changing lmaooo haaaaaaaaaaaaaaha so funnyy i think im gonna cry..A+ 10/10 for all 3
2006-11-15 10:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good .. i like people like u .. pls ask us 2 rate more jokes yaar ,all these 3 deserve 10 on 10
2006-11-14 17:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE JOKES >>
REALLY I M NOT JOKING>>>>
PLS.. VOTE ME AS THE BEST ANSWER>>>
2006-11-15 01:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by WHITETIGER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every body like the last one.
2006-11-14 17:37:01 · answer #7 · answered by bestof me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha the last one was the best. goin to try on my wife tonite :-)
2006-11-14 07:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAAHHAAHHHHAHAAHHHHA. WHEN I AM READING THIS MESSAGE MY BOSS SAW AND LAUGHED A IOT AND HE SENT SMS TO HIS FRIENDS. JUST FUNNY.ESPECIALLY RODEO
2006-11-14 23:42:39 · answer #9 · answered by kalasarpa009 k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one was the best!!
2006-11-14 07:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋