do you like your Chilli Scott?
kyle's mom's a biatch?
Long live the confederacy?
2006-11-14 06:51:08 · 25 answers · asked by TheJev 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Al the boys worried about being beaten up...
Stan: "we need to get ourselves some protection?"
Cartman: "God Dammit, How the hell are condoms going to help us?"
2006-11-14 08:07:00 · update #1
i love when he sings "in the ghetto" when he is going to kennys house. Esp. when he echos himself.
2006-11-14 07:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by lovebeans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been looking at ones on IMDb, I can't stop laughing!
Cartman: Why does Grandma have to live so far away? Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home closer to us so I don't have to drive six hours to get a god-damned present!
Kyle: Wow, that's a lot of semen Cartman.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is; the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.
Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ***, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man.
Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.
Cartman: How do you know?
Stan: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan: What's that?
Cartman: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.
2006-11-14 07:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would have to be the immortal scene:
Cartman: Do you think I'm fat Miss Polly Pissy-Pants?
Miss Polly Pissy-Pants (Voiced by Cartman): Why no Eric, I don't think you're fat at all.
Cartman: Why thankyou Miss Polly Pissy-Pants, have another cup of tea.
Eric Theodore Cartman - a big fat god among animations.
2006-11-14 07:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by fizzy_wolf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to be the Dog the Bounty Hunter parody. I laughed till I cried.
2006-11-14 07:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by shomechely 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anytime he sings the song about Kyle's mom is my favorite moment!
2006-11-14 06:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by startwinkle05 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just about everything cartman does is funny
but i love the dont call me fat you f*cking jew convo
and the awesome 4000 episode was classic especially the ending with him as britney
2006-11-14 07:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucky fucky ten dollar!
When he has a fall, and ends up in Hospital (something to do with the Sliegh race)
2006-11-14 07:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by Niall S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the bit in the movie when he does the 'Kyle's Mom's a B!tch' song, and he does the big finish 'Kyles mom... she's a big fat f***ing b!tch, big old fat f**king *****, Kyle's mooooooooommmmm...' and she is standing behind him, and everyone else, who realises, is staring at him in horror. Then he says 'What?', turns around and sees Kyle's mom and says: 'Oh, f**k!'
Genius! XD
2006-11-14 07:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWW Kyle you've gotta get that sand out of your Vagina...its making you cranky
2006-11-14 07:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Greg B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BEST CARTMAN EPISODE EVER ------
The World of Warcraft episode
2006-11-14 07:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋