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Oh yes, you can work while collecting Unemployment benefits, and as long as you don't make over $45.00 a week, it won't affect your check amount.

Yes, Ma'am, I understand your frustration, but, you won't qualify for food assistance or help with your heating bill, because you don't have children, or you're not over 65.

2006-11-14 19:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 1 1

I can't. Chicken Boy has no significant conversations.

2006-11-14 21:00:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What do you mean "significant"? If you mean the "big" conversations, then it must've been this:

"Uh.... I'm bi"
"Ok, let's go to a gay bar!"

And yeah that did actually happen. My friends are like that. I started singing Gay Bar after that and we freaked out some chavs. Well, the friend that started the conversation WAS wearing heavy black eyeliner.... and he's really kinda tall.

TW x

2006-11-14 14:40:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Me:DDR rules!Friend:That's nice.Me: It's not just nice... It's the best dance game out there. Friend:That's nice."

I had that conversation earlier with my friend Lauren on aim.

2006-11-14 22:58:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This was part of a very significant chat I had just yesterday;

"You've got to be kidding me!"

"I kid you not, gurlfrynn!"

2006-11-14 23:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Customer- Sorry about this handkerchief behind my glasses...I hit my head on a car mirror and knocked them all outta whack, they are digging into my head and making it raw.
Me- You should see someone about that, looks like you're ready to surrender.

or

Her- Come on don't play with me I am really starting to care for you.
Me- *Sigh* (knowing she is using advanced techinques, yet still powerless) Okay, then I will tell you, it is.......

2006-11-14 18:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0 1

"After you get married, people just feel free to talk with you about their sex lives."

"This is perhaps the worst table conversation in the history of table conversations."

2006-11-14 14:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by bgii_2000 4 · 2 0

"Yeah, you'd win the contest for biggest head containing the smallest brain".

"Go ahead and use it, we all know you can't think of anything good on your own".

pretty negative, I know. Sorrry. He's the office jerk anyway.

2006-11-14 14:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0 0

In talking to myself, just now I thought, "I really like the song Gay Bar!" (Gay Bah GayBah GayBahhhh.)

2006-11-14 23:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Me to my daughter-So you and Crystal are coming over for Thanksgiving right?
my daughter-Yes,we'll be there.
me-What kind of pie does Crystal like?
daughter-Nothing with walnuts in it. She's allergic to them.
me-okay how about Ice Cream.
daughter-Mint Chocolate Chip I know that one for sure.

2006-11-14 22:09:06 · answer #10 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0 1

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