After suffering years of torment from her friends an extremely flat-chested woman finally decides to buy a bra&goes to a high-class lingerie store."Excuse me,"she says to the assistant,"Do you have a size 28AAA bra?"
"Certainly not"replies the saleswoman haughtily-so the woman leaves&tries her luck in the next shop.Unfortunately the response is the same;everywhere she goes,she is rudely rebuffed.After trying8lingerie stores,she angrily storms into a bargain depart. store.Marching up to the sales clerk,she unbuttons her blouse.
"Do you have anything for these?"she yells.
The lady looks at her closely.
"I'm not sure,"she says."Have you tried Clearasil?"
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With his elderly wife Bill the pensioner goes to the doc for his annual physical.After testing him with the stethoscope,the physician turns to him."Well Bill," he says."You seem fine but I'm going to need urine,stool&sperm samples."
Hard of hearing,Bill asks his wife "What did he say?"
"Wife - He said he needs your underwear."
2006-11-12
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