Returning from an exhausting day at work, a man plops down on the couch in front of the TV,
"Hey darling," he shouts to his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
His wife sighs and fetches him a beer. "Actually," says the man as she's walking away, "I'll probably need another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another tin and slams it down next to him. But after gulping down both beers, the husband is still not satisfied. "Quick, get me another beer," he says. "It's going to start any minute!!"
"No, I won't!" screams the furious wife back. "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer, fart and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob - and furthermore..."
"Damn," sighs the man....."It's started."
2006-11-12
10:31:28
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