Returning from an exhausting day at work, a man plops down on the couch in front of the TV,
"Hey darling," he shouts to his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
His wife sighs and fetches him a beer. "Actually," says the man as she's walking away, "I'll probably need another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another tin and slams it down next to him. But after gulping down both beers, the husband is still not satisfied. "Quick, get me another beer," he says. "It's going to start any minute!!"
"No, I won't!" screams the furious wife back. "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer, fart and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob - and furthermore..."
"Damn," sighs the man....."It's started."
2006-11-12 10:31:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not to 'Special'.....get a life!
It's a joke - don't take it so seriously :)
2006-11-12 12:12:24 · update #1
The height of laziness Fidgety! The man is not really lazy he is energetically declined!
Reminds me of the farmer who had ten employees on his farm,and all were notoriously lazy.One morning,he decided to try and cure them of their laziness once and for all.
"Men." he said,"I have a nice easy job for the laziest man on the farm.Will the laziest man step forward?"
Immediately nine of them stepped forward.
The farmer looked at the one man left behind and said:"Why didn't you step forward along with the others?"
"Too much trouble."
2006-11-13 04:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watching Desperate Housewives tonight.
2006-11-12 18:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one that mate, sounds like my bleedin house. !!!!!! LOL LOL By the way do you know my mate Chass Lee over your end of the world? Any Yanks listening, good, well bugger off !!!!!!!!!
2006-11-12 18:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get down and dirty with my text books.
and try to find some good example of leadership so I can give a kiss butt interview....
so yeah...Im working basically....
2006-11-12 18:34:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thanks. I heard this joke in French about 2 years ago. Always nice to be reminded of old jokes.
2006-11-12 19:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by St.Anger 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
is there a point... thatsa sexist joke and not a funny 1 at that ...
2006-11-12 19:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-11-12 18:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i like that. so true as well.
2006-11-12 18:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by aholmes12003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I needed that........those were the good ole days, living with mom and dad.
2006-11-12 18:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Hi Tech Redneck 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, didn't do it for ME...
2006-11-12 18:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋