A man staggers into an A&E with a golf club wrapped around his throat. Concerned, the doctor asks what happened. "Well," begins the man, "I was having a quiet game of golf with the wife when she sliced her ball into a field full of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of these cows had something small and white in its backside. I walked over, lifted up its tail and, sure enough, there was the wife's golf ball lodged right in the middle of its ar*e...and that's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doc.
"I yelled to my wife; "Hey" This looks like yours!"
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Patrick is walking down the street when he notices his grandfather sitting on his porch, in a rocking chair - with nothing on from the waist-down. "Grandpa," he asks, "why are you sitting out here half-naked?"
The old man looked at him sheepishly.
"Well," he said, "Last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandmother's idea."
2006-11-12
09:25:41
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