For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling Mum you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
2006-11-12 09:45:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too funny
2006-11-12 09:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by azulx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !
2006-11-12 11:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before - 2 pts!
2006-11-12 09:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by soulsearching 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a very naughty boy (girl)...
hehehehehe
2006-11-12 09:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-12 09:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-12 10:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by Texanborn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool, i wish i could think of jokes like that
2006-11-12 10:26:39 · answer #7 · answered by rOxY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny rotflmfao
2006-11-12 09:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by kd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny
2006-11-12 09:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-11-12 10:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by evi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋