After suffering years of torment from her friends an extremely flat-chested woman finally decides to buy a bra&goes to a high-class lingerie store."Excuse me,"she says to the assistant,"Do you have a size 28AAA bra?"
"Certainly not"replies the saleswoman haughtily-so the woman leaves&tries her luck in the next shop.Unfortunately the response is the same;everywhere she goes,she is rudely rebuffed.After trying8lingerie stores,she angrily storms into a bargain depart. store.Marching up to the sales clerk,she unbuttons her blouse.
"Do you have anything for these?"she yells.
The lady looks at her closely.
"I'm not sure,"she says."Have you tried Clearasil?"
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With his elderly wife Bill the pensioner goes to the doc for his annual physical.After testing him with the stethoscope,the physician turns to him."Well Bill," he says."You seem fine but I'm going to need urine,stool&sperm samples."
Hard of hearing,Bill asks his wife "What did he say?"
"Wife - He said he needs your underwear."
2006-11-12 09:47:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She had a bad day fidgety!You can tell when you've had a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better!!
Did you hear about a very old man who went to the doctor's to find out if he was fit enough to have sex.
"Let me see your sex organs,please,"replied the doctor,so the man stuck out his tongue and held up his index finger.
2006-11-13 04:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a talent.10
2006-11-12 17:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell you a joke that will make you laugh your T!Ts off,
Oh no, it looks like you've already heard it!
2006-11-12 17:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A1 for 1st - and soooo old for 2nd ... all in all a good effort that made me laugh!
2006-11-12 17:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I really liked the first one even if the size of the bra was wrong. A AAA would be equal to a Bcup.
2006-11-12 17:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
funny
2006-11-12 17:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke from bore war
2006-11-12 17:56:45 · answer #7 · answered by Colin T 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're sad
2006-11-12 18:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good!!
2006-11-12 19:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA...so funny
2006-11-12 17:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by Donna Q 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋