Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2006

2006-11-12 15:26:52 · 5 answers · asked by ♥PurePoison♥ 3 in Celebrities

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."

"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."

2006-11-12 15:26:40 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-12 15:26:35 · 7 answers · asked by Debby S 1 in Music

A nun asked her class which part of the human body went to heaven first. Amy responded with here hands. The nun asked why. Amy said " When you neel beside your bed and have your hands up to pray, God can grab them and take you to heaven". Jeoff anounced it's the feet that goes first! The nun asked why? Jeoff responded " Last night as I walked by my parents room, I saw her feet sticking straight up into the air and she was screaming " Oh God I'm Coming!" If it wasn't for for my father holding her down, we would have lost her"

2006-11-12 15:25:14 · 7 answers · asked by Lab 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Fair enough…let’s take a look at what you’re asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per
week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day AWAY from work, you have used up 170
days, leaving only 90 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks. That takes care of 23
days, leaving 68 days available.

You take an hour’s lunch EVERY day, which takes up another 46 days,
leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on Sick Leave. This leaves only 20
daysavailable for work.

We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is
down to 15 days.

We GENEROUSLY give you 14 days annual leave which leaves only 1 day
available for work, and I’ll tell you this mate, I’ll be damned if
you’re going to take that day off!!!

2006-11-12 15:25:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you could live anywhere. And why?

2006-11-12 15:25:03 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I grew up in Washington State, and when I was a teenager in the '90's, I remember it being a basic cable channel. Whatever hapened to it? Is it still around?

2006-11-12 15:22:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i like those comedy/romance ones-like Fruitsbasket. n those dramatic/thoughtful ones like Full Metal Alchemist...is there any anime that has BOTH of those types???...um...please answer.

2006-11-12 15:22:24 · 12 answers · asked by Da Random Alchemist 2 in Comics & Animation

For me, it's a tie between being too full or not being able to poop...
I'm feeling one of them right now... very uncomfortable!

2006-11-12 15:22:12 · 29 answers · asked by Jmyooooh 4 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know the name of the show that was on the wb i think with the three sisters who had a dad that owned a deli and their mom died. it wasnt on air for that long. its just bothering me that i can't think of what it was called

2006-11-12 15:21:43 · 4 answers · asked by teresa t 1 in Television

A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds." Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you? How much does the baby weigh now?' The proud father answers, 'fifteen pounds.' The bartender is puzzled. 'Why? What happened? He already weighed twenty pounds at birth.' The Texas father takes a slow sip from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans over to the bartender and proudly announces, 'Had him circumcised.'

2006-11-12 15:21:35 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Yes I'm a trekker. I didn't like the Enterprise series because it just wasn't chronological to the Star Trek Universe. If Paramount decided to do another series, what direction would you like them to go with the story?

2006-11-12 15:21:11 · 8 answers · asked by redcoat7121 4 in Television

We're surrounded.....that simplifies our problem.

2006-11-12 15:21:02 · 6 answers · asked by Questionator 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 15:20:56 · 14 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

Ok, I got some great chicken jokes, how about moose---or meeces. How ever you wish to call them. There has got to be jokes for them too.....

2006-11-12 15:20:19 · 3 answers · asked by Squeek 2 in Jokes & Riddles

From a Woman
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that banjo player in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to date my Dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer the company of my cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system,’ much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I sleep with)

From a Man
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)
1. Let’s be friends. (You’re ugly.)

2006-11-12 15:19:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-12 15:19:44 · 50 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

A friend of mine had a deck of Hoyle cards that had a hole through them. It looked like the hole was used by a hole punch. The holes all perfectly lined up also.

2006-11-12 15:19:23 · 13 answers · asked by Questionator 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 15:19:05 · 3 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

ok...the show is called OVER THERE...it played on FX
and it was about soldiers and the war etc. anyways I was wondering if anyone knew who sang that song that they played at the end of every episode..
Best answer gets 10 points.

2006-11-12 15:18:33 · 4 answers · asked by ♫poison ♥s will never change♫ 5 in Television

Pick only one movie. I know all of them are hilarious, but pick only one movie and one certain scene.

2006-11-12 15:17:55 · 12 answers · asked by daydream♥believer 4 in Movies

How is life for you at this very moment in time?

2006-11-12 15:17:49 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-12 15:17:05 · 4 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

I think I 've just watched my last episode.........

2006-11-12 15:16:36 · 5 answers · asked by shasha 5 in Television

240 Roberts
Airwolf
Salvage One
Greatest American Hero
Blue-thunder
Automan
Just Our Luck
Fall Guy
Knight Rider

2006-11-12 15:16:33 · 8 answers · asked by slaytanicmobilization 3 in Television

Good for a gift?
my friends grandparents are kinda redneck like, they always joke about how they are redneck and how they like these weird things that other ppl dont... what do you think of one of these for them for x-mas? which one is best?

2006-11-12 15:16:02 · 3 answers · asked by blinky472 2 in Other - Entertainment

I am going and heard it is wonderful.

2006-11-12 15:16:02 · 5 answers · asked by abbyrose 3 in Music

First person:
http://imagesource2.art.com/images/-/Unknown/HIM--Ville-Valo--C11676737.jpeg

http://www.buf.kristianstad.se/rg/Elev/lina/villevalo%20svart%20o%20vit.jpg

other person:
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/06/15/billboard-afi.jpg

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8026/21bq.jpg


or they male, female or neo-drag queens!?
sorry fans...gotta know.

2006-11-12 15:15:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I don't know what the year is the movie was released?

2006-11-12 15:15:47 · 11 answers · asked by Brian M 1 in Movies

2006-11-12 15:15:36 · 5 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation