So you want the day off from work?

Question

Fair enough…let’s take a look at what you’re asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per
week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day AWAY from work, you have used up 170
days, leaving only 90 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks. That takes care of 23
days, leaving 68 days available.

You take an hour’s lunch EVERY day, which takes up another 46 days,
leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on Sick Leave. This leaves only 20
daysavailable for work.

We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is
down to 15 days.

We GENEROUSLY give you 14 days annual leave which leaves only 1 day
available for work, and I’ll tell you this mate, I’ll be damned if
you’re going to take that day off!!!

Answer 1

And people wonder why I don't bother working lol yeah it's a good one but there are some floors in the ridle because time is being taking out of your day of work as lunch and coffee breaks which you don't get paid for which would then put the ridle in the oppisite direction and give us another 69 days of the year.

Answer 2

funny but this shows us the importance of taking things in context

Answer 3

That is great! I think I will post this for all my employees to read :-)

Answer 4

That's funny!

Answer 5

I think my boss can make that happen. LMAO!

Answer 6

cool

Answer 7

hahahahaha..............you calculated the thing out.....Good For You

Answer 8

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