Rejection lines and what they mean! see if you like it?

Question

From a Woman
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that banjo player in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to date my Dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer the company of my cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system,’ much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I sleep with)

From a Man
10. I think of you as a sister. (You’re ugly.)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (You’re ugly.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You’re ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You’re ugly.)
6. I’ve got a girlfriend. (You’re ugly.)
5. I don’t date women where I work. (You’re ugly.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (You’re ugly.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (You’re ugly.)
2. I’m celibate. (You’re ugly.)
1. Let’s be friends. (You’re ugly.)

Answer 1

Thats funny , but i dont think most men care if ur ugly ....i think it should say (ok , hope my friends dont find out)

Answer 2

Awww, you ought to cut men a little slack. Looks aren't everything. Stupid and ugly is much worse.

Answer 3

haha now thats funny

Answer 4

ha ha

Answer 5

hahahahaha.........
Women are smarter and more advance than men