A police officer pulls over a guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can't do dat. I am a asthmatic 'n if I do dat, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!"
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do dat eeder! I am a hemophiliac. If I do dat, I'll bleed to death!"
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer, I can't do dat eeder. I am also a diabetic. If I do dat, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then, I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do dat, officer."
"Why not?"
"Cause I'm drunk as a skunk!"
2006-11-12
15:05:20
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