What's your favorite bathroom wall humor?

Question

In a Michigan rest area: Here I sit, gruntin and fartin, giving birth, to another spartan.
In an Alabama truck stop: How does this toilet paper differ from sandpaper? Sandpaper is only rough on one side.
In a Texas resturant: This toilet paper is just like John Wayne. Rough as hell and don't take $hit off of anybody.

Answer 1

Here I sit all brokenhearted,
I ruptured a hemeroid
When i farted.
Blood and poop;
From my bum to my feet,
I pity the next gal, who takes this seat.

Answer 2

Seen on the bathroom wall in a South Dakota Truck Stop:

Here I sit on this porceline pooper
Giving Birth to another State Trooper.

Answer 3

There are 2 issues i have considered on bathing room walls which actual made me snicker: a million. "Is it too overdue to ask if there is sufficient fiber on your weight-loss plan?!" 2. human being A wrote close to a TON of loo-graffiti: "no human being replaced into ever inspired by writing on a rest room wall!" human being B wrote lower than that: "2 words: Tommy Tutone."

Answer 4

Near the top of the wall:
If you can pee above this line, the fire department needs you.

Written on ceiling above the urinal:
ashamed?

Answer 5

Here I sit,trying to sh1t ,hurting all the while
It really pains, each time I strain, cause I've got piles

Answer 6

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

Answer 7

People who write on sh*t house walls roll their sh*t in little ball....those who read those words of wit eat those balls of sh*t

Answer 8

when the log rolls over well all drown

Answer 9

We aim to please. Guys, you aim too, please. Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance.