A police officer pulls over a guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can't do dat. I am a asthmatic 'n if I do dat, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!"
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do dat eeder! I am a hemophiliac. If I do dat, I'll bleed to death!"
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer, I can't do dat eeder. I am also a diabetic. If I do dat, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then, I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do dat, officer."
"Why not?"
"Cause I'm drunk as a skunk!"
2006-11-12 15:05:20 · 18 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All good excuses, except the last one!!
Funny joke!!
2006-11-14 08:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looks like someone gibe himself in before the police finds the evidence of drink and drive.
2006-11-12 23:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha LOL truth speaks out
2006-11-12 23:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Nice one
2006-11-12 23:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Elisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so clean it's whistling. LOL
2006-11-13 03:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a WINNER (Hic)!
Thanks for the great laugh!!
2006-11-12 23:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very honest.
2006-11-14 00:09:38 · answer #7 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the joke... at least this time its not "green" joke we use to read over this answers on yahoo..... i want some more!!!!
2006-11-12 23:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by bugi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, but would be funnier if I too was drunk
2006-11-12 23:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by Megan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup thats what i told him
2006-11-12 23:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋