A nun asked her class which part of the human body went to heaven first. Amy responded with here hands. The nun asked why. Amy said " When you neel beside your bed and have your hands up to pray, God can grab them and take you to heaven". Jeoff anounced it's the feet that goes first! The nun asked why? Jeoff responded " Last night as I walked by my parents room, I saw her feet sticking straight up into the air and she was screaming " Oh God I'm Coming!" If it wasn't for for my father holding her down, we would have lost her"
2006-11-12
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