Entertainment & Music - 29 August 2006

2006-08-29 20:40:02 · 6 answers · asked by John N 2 in Television

Oh, and will I have time to prepare before I die, or will I just die?

Be specific please. Give a hint if you can't say it outright.

2006-08-29 20:39:47 · 10 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-29 20:34:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What would it be and would you tell anybody you know?
ex: i would be "gullible"

2006-08-29 20:34:36 · 23 answers · asked by motherchild 2 in Other - Entertainment

A man was driving through west Texas one evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for hours. Suddenly his car started to cough and the engine died, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total isolation. He popped the hood and looked to see if there was anything that he could do to get it going again. As he stood looking at the gradually fading light of his flashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries.

Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice: "It's your fuel pump."

"Who said that?" the man called out.

There were two horses, a white one and a black one, standing in the fenced field alongside the road. The man was amazed when the white horse repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight and try it again."

Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flash light, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared to life. He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away.

When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Gimme a large whiskey, please!" he said.

A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked, "What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost."

"It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the rancher.

The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful. "A horse, you say? Was it by any chance a white horse?"

"Yes, it was!" the man said, finally happy someone understood. "Am I crazy?"

"No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher, "because that black horse don't know nothin' about cars."

2006-08-29 20:34:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

which one you will prefer?

2006-08-29 20:34:32 · 7 answers · asked by Androgynous Joe 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-29 20:34:24 · 17 answers · asked by fanatic000 4 in Polls & Surveys

One day a blonde walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself.

She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets out a fart!

She looks around to see if anyone noticed, but as she turns she sees the sales guy is behind her so she askes him "How much is this car"

He replies back "Miss, If you farted just by touching the leather you're going to s-h-i-t yourself when hear the price!"

2006-08-29 20:33:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?

The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

2006-08-29 20:32:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-29 20:32:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-29 20:31:51 · 3 answers · asked by khiaarthur 1 in Television

2006-08-29 20:29:53 · 18 answers · asked by Dances With Woofs! 7 in Celebrities

2006-08-29 20:29:09 · 4 answers · asked by vampire5111 1 in Music

A married couple were on holiday in India. They were touring around a busy Bombay marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

The married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild and crazy at the sex, just like great desert camel."

Well, the wife's eyes lit up as her husband wasn't exactly the sex god he thought...far from it in fact. The husband felt he really didn't need them though, "How on earth can a pair of sandals turn somebody into a sex freak???"

The Indian man replied, "Please kind sir, just try dem on...."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many a year!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs. The Indian then began screaming,

"YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"

2006-08-29 20:28:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ekta could u plz end kahin to hoga.....the show is not rocking much as it was when rajeev was there

2006-08-29 20:27:18 · 14 answers · asked by ANJALI S 1 in Television

i was listening to the radio today and this song came on the classic rock station and it started out playing the piano alone and it sounded like one from the 1700's.

then the lyrics start and im not sure, but all i could make out were "think of all the things you'll see" and "carry on."

then towards the end of the song they just played all their instruments.

it sounds like freddy mercury from Queen, but i dont know for sure.

any ideas???

2006-08-29 20:26:40 · 8 answers · asked by kevin21boston 2 in Music

2006-08-29 20:26:33 · 31 answers · asked by Sanjay S 2 in Movies

This is supposedly a list of actual English subtitles used on films made in Hong Kong:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared s-h-i-tless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some a-s-s of the giant lizard person.

2006-08-29 20:26:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am hearing really weird questions. bacon buttie...what the heck is that? A1 sauce not in the UK? I didn't know. So what time is it where you are and what country is on now?

2006-08-29 20:26:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

from flavor of love

2006-08-29 20:24:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and ratherArabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called aPrincess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing abeat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B*^ch."

2006-08-29 20:23:41 · 16 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!? He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.


"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told. He gets dressed, goes out into the pouring rain, and he calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes!" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"OK. Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

2006-08-29 20:23:17 · 9 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone have any ideas. I can't find anything to support my topic..

thanks

2006-08-29 20:22:36 · 7 answers · asked by daja0104 1 in Polls & Surveys

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.

The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."

The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!"


"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need."

The Arab staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared.

Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was sitting at his table.

The Jew said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you not find it?"

"I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "B-a-s-t-a-r-d wouldn't let me in without a tie."

2006-08-29 20:21:05 · 7 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-29 20:21:03 · 12 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

which movie touch your heart isit REHNA HAI TERE DIL MEIN, MOHABATEIN, OR TERE NAAM

2006-08-29 20:20:48 · 47 answers · asked by shahnawaz s 2 in Movies

I think he was so lonely and desperate over Linda's death, that he oversaw all Heather's flaws.

2006-08-29 20:18:46 · 1 answers · asked by camadida 2 in Celebrities

Or am i just the only one who thinks it's contagious?

2006-08-29 20:17:50 · 14 answers · asked by shontel_luvs_tweety 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-29 20:17:24 · 6 answers · asked by lkyalvin 3 in Movies

Is there anybody here that share the same year as me!

2006-08-29 20:15:45 · 18 answers · asked by MYPHARRELL 3 in Polls & Surveys