Entertainment & Music - 29 August 2006

2006-08-29 20:14:11 · 6 answers · asked by lkyalvin 3 in Movies

2006-08-29 20:13:49 · 27 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're a f-a-g.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist pig. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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f you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If you're totally beat after a hard day, you don't give a damn about other people's needs. If she's totally beat after a hard day, she's tired.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be "someone else".

2006-08-29 20:13:40 · 25 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Take this quiz.
http://www.quizilla.com/users/HotCrashingTears/quizzes/~.~Are%20you%20innocent%20or%20evil~.~/

This is what I got.
You are tottaly evil ahhhh someone run and hide! Ok so you may not be satinistic but you are on the darker side you like normal things you arent a holy goddess ok...(hides anywayz)

2006-08-29 20:13:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know much about him being a governor but I know I loved his acting in like Total recall, commando, collateroal damamge, jingle all the way (cute), T2, ect. He is the action actor of all time well one of my favorite at least.

2006-08-29 20:12:29 · 23 answers · asked by Emily24 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-29 20:10:21 · 12 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

and

H-A-R-D W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

But, look how far you can go!

A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t and A-s-s Kissing that will put you over the top.

2006-08-29 20:09:39 · 21 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-29 20:08:20 · 16 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-29 20:07:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I heard this song in Spanish the only line I know is 'common, common, common baby'. What's the title.

2006-08-29 20:02:42 · 10 answers · asked by autumn 3 in Music

A violation arrived in my e-mailbox just today. Yahoo sent me the notice (below) for a joke that was posted and resolved 3 weeks ago!! For containing Adult Content!!! Go figure!!

You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines. As a result, your content has been deleted.

Question: The Hippie & The Nun!?

Details of Violation: A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun. He said to the Nun, "I want to make love to you!" The Nun replied to the Hippie, "I am a Nun, I can not have sex." Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop. The Bus Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says, "I know how you can make love to that Nun..." The Hippie asks, "How?" "Well," said the driver, "Every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend you were God and demand sex from her." "Good idea," the Hippie said. So on the next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait. Sure enough the Nun showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God. The Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the breeze and said, "I'll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make love to me." The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her. She said, "OK, but it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity." "Fine," said the Hippie. The Nun then kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing. When he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells, "HA! HA! I am the Hippie!" Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said, "HA! HA! I am the Bus Driver!"

Reason of Violation:Adult Content :

2006-08-29 20:02:39 · 21 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-29 20:02:12 · 9 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

Not take a shower for 3 months, and not shave or use deodorant…and u could not explain to anyone asking u why u stink.

2006-08-29 20:01:51 · 28 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for the title of the manga book, I only saw the first volumn in the bookstore (hawaii, borders, Pearlridge) and had the art book size (like Azumanga Daoi, some yaoi books) but it was about this girl and boy and that they were both rabbit children were being hunted down by the wolf people and the boy forgot everything about the girl and that the girl was hoping to rescue the boy from being eaten by the wolf mother (starter of wolf childern) because the boy was a special kind of rabbit. extra points if you could find me the creator, and when the next volumn is coming out of if the series ended, thanks!!^_^

2006-08-29 20:01:28 · 7 answers · asked by Sh1k4 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-29 20:00:33 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

Jim Carrey or Robin Williams? Me i like both. Jim Carrey is more like funny nor that serious Robin Williams is funny but he is more touching in films like Mrs. Doubtfire and Patch Adams.

2006-08-29 19:59:08 · 41 answers · asked by Emily24 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-29 19:58:42 · 8 answers · asked by shandria 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-29 19:58:08 · 27 answers · asked by pushuda 1 in Celebrities

A man with no eyes saw two pears on a tree. He took no pears and he left no pears, how can that be?

Explain how.

2006-08-29 19:57:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-29 19:56:35 · 8 answers · asked by primamaria04 5 in Polls & Surveys

Please share your own experience if u r also the same stage of life on which i am there.
I like a girl very much.

2006-08-29 19:55:22 · 9 answers · asked by Raj 1 in Other - Entertainment

How do you celebrate your birthday? How do you treat yourself? I am NOT talking about gifts that involve others, but your own treat to yourself...ideas?

2006-08-29 19:54:54 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ ms. @ ♥ 4 in Other - Entertainment

What is up with that rumor? I mean Spongebob is a cartoon for christ sake, Vin Diesel look at him and there's your answer, and Shawn he was Stiffler for god sakes. So please tell me what's going on with this?

2006-08-29 19:54:46 · 15 answers · asked by Emily24 1 in Celebrities

Can anyone names Some movies that have come out in the past six years that are about Dancing Like Hip hop, other that You Got Served and Honey?

2006-08-29 19:53:59 · 15 answers · asked by Shai-Girl 1 in Movies

2006-08-29 19:51:15 · 5 answers · asked by Elaine 1 in Other - Entertainment

How can I make my Pokemon Site better?? http://z9.invisionfree.com/PokeSim/index.php? that's the site

2006-08-29 19:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-29 19:50:06 · 4 answers · asked by wherewherewherewherewhere 1 in Music

Heard that Limewire is starting to track & turn in people to their ISP's. Seems a bit suspicious if true.

2006-08-29 19:49:17 · 5 answers · asked by george g 5 in Music

^ ^ ^ ^ pretty self explanatory ^ ^ ^ ^

2006-08-29 19:47:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

one or more of the women of the estate/plantation. sorry that's all I remember thank you

2006-08-29 19:46:16 · 1 answers · asked by awf 2 in Movies