What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
and
H-A-R-D W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
But, look how far you can go!
A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t and A-s-s Kissing that will put you over the top.
2006-08-29 20:09:39 · 21 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AMEN!!!!
I have to admit that I look for the pumpkin puking every time i am on here because I know it will be freaking hilarious
2006-08-29 20:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of attitude though
are you putting up with 'good attitude' or REALLy having one. because if youre faking it then it doesnt really work, that's why you start getting the bullshit, because youre faking it and they want to see just how far youre gonna take that false positive attitude. you might have some kind of success but no integrity. people who kiss *** ruin good ppls chances for living an honest and benevolent life. if you wanna kiss an *** kiss your own and eat your own bullshit for dinner
2006-08-30 03:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by isis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Applause applause - a great math teacher here around us, LOL
2006-08-30 13:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great
2006-08-30 03:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow when u put it that way it really makes perfect sense
i like ur theory
2006-08-30 03:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so right. I wish ATT did the math the way you do.
2006-08-30 22:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead with top scores. all the best.
2006-08-30 03:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's what we gotta do...then...who wants to go 1st??? LOL just kidding...Somehow that's strangely true.
2006-08-30 03:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by Curious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best question I have today...
It is going straight into my blog....
I hope you wont have its copyright (jk)
Thanks!!!
2006-09-05 11:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol Now that was funny and True. Very true
2006-08-30 19:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋