Entertainment & Music - 26 August 2006

2006-08-26 23:58:01 · 2 answers · asked by anushree 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-26 23:58:01 · 2 answers · asked by MeLissa 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-26 23:56:37 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-26 23:55:58 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I saw a commercial for it in the theaters when i went to go see Pulse. It showed a girl who never got hurt (like she could walk through fire), a guy who could do stuff with his mind, and other people with abilities like that. Does anybody know the name of it?

2006-08-26 23:55:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co.
Have combined to market the new Mint flavored
birth control pill that women may take immediately
before sex.

The Pill will be distributed by the large major
drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies.

They're going to be called....


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"Pre-dick-a-mints."

2006-08-26 23:54:38 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

think it was in fifties or sixties

2006-08-26 23:54:22 · 11 answers · asked by nosey old lady 2 in Music

Why Brides Wear White

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that
your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

2006-08-26 23:52:28 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm broke this weekend and couldn't go out, so I checked this out on a whim.....that was like eight hours ago. What is it about this thing? Even the dumb questions. Also do people not use their spellcheckers, or are there a lot of bilingual people who happen to have English as their second language, because some of these questions I can't even understand......

2006-08-26 23:51:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-26 23:51:23 · 32 answers · asked by mathewstreet_01 1 in Music

2006-08-26 23:50:58 · 25 answers · asked by LONDONER © 6 in Polls & Surveys

Marriage Humor

You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable
or
get married and wish you were dead.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when
I married you."
She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."*
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day
she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

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The bride, upon getting engaged, went to her mother and said, "I've found
a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let
her keep him.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.

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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with
the boys on Wednesday nights,.............and so does she.

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During a heated spat over finances, the husband said, "Well, if you'd
learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, we could fire the maid."
The wife fuming, shot back, "Oh yeah??? Well, if you'd learn how to make
love, we could fire the chauffeur and the gardener."

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My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

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How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with
a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful

2006-08-26 23:50:33 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

The salt residue contained in one years worth of human sweat is enough to satisfy the requirements of a provincial fish and chip shop for one month.

2006-08-26 23:49:02 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Well...hum...not the most creative title...haven't seen the movie, but I'm gonna have to take a stab at the plot...Is it about...um...SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!??? What do you think?

2006-08-26 23:47:49 · 11 answers · asked by alexwacrap 2 in Movies

What the heck is an alien anyway? martians? why are they green?

thats very very strange

2006-08-26 23:47:37 · 26 answers · asked by BigBoy 2 in Polls & Surveys

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit the 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.”

2006-08-26 23:47:35 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 23:47:11 · 19 answers · asked by LONDONER © 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think it was the Victoria's secret show cant remember which year. its the one where it was tyra banks last runway show..dere was a short clip where STING was standing next to a blond hair model and she said," hes my dad" .. i;m not sure if i heard it correctly. anyone can confirm ? coz i think STING is married to one jamie turner or something not sure.. help me out ,.. thanks

2006-08-26 23:45:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-26 23:45:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 23:45:40 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

watch Saurday evening BBC1 19.45PM.

2006-08-26 23:45:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

that cute girl from little rascals movie in 1994... just curious what she looks like now. i saw little alfalfa/bug hall in a csi episode.

2006-08-26 23:44:05 · 2 answers · asked by piper h 1 in Celebrities

One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
> made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to
> hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
> Coming out of his garage, rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
> downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing
> 80 kph.
>
> Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house
> and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad
> weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly
> undresses
> and slips back into bed.
>
> There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
> anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
>
> To which she sleepily replies, "Yes, I know it is, can you believe my stupid
> husband is
> out fishing in that ****?"

2006-08-26 23:43:46 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I can run but can't sleep. I'm fast but not easy. I'm dumb but very tired. what am i not?

2006-08-26 23:43:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

At my mother's funeral, I asked for an slow ballads by Elvis Presley to be played as she adored the guy, right into her eighties. They played 'Memories' and to be honest I have never heard it before ......... can anyone tell me the title and number of a CD that Elvis would have recorded that song on? It means a lot to me .....

2006-08-26 23:41:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,"What

setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the

happiest woman in the world"

The woman says, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the

shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the

lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

_______________________

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you

really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.

______________________

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I

Sit on the sofa and fart.

_______________________

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror

______________________

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th >wedding

anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that

because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a

very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

__________________

2006-08-26 23:41:30 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 23:40:00 · 2 answers · asked by meekie1888 1 in Television

Dont you think?

2006-08-26 23:39:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 23:38:57 · 28 answers · asked by Sophia 1 in Horoscopes

Today it be my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child
> support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those darn
> payments!
>
> So I call my baby girl, she be named LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get
> there, I say "Baby girl, I want you to take this here check over to you mama
> house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,
> and I want you to come back here and tell me what be the _expression that be on you mama
> face"
>
> So my baby girl she take the check over to her, I be anxious to hear what
> she say and what she look like.
>
> Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo mama say 'bout that?"
>
> She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy....and watch the _expression on
> yo face.."

2006-08-26 23:38:36 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles