One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,"What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the
shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the
lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you
really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I
Sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th >wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a
very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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2006-08-26 23:41:30 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm a man , but I still found these to be funny ......
2006-08-26 23:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha lol loved em all. Good to hear jokes about men for change.
2006-08-27 06:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thank you for the first laugh of the day!
2006-08-27 06:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO--very funny..thx for the giggle .
2006-08-27 06:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by gonicki31 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thank you for the laughter. It really helps. sometimes.
2006-08-27 15:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-27 06:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All good ones...........Made this sunday a hilarious one..Thanks for them.
2006-08-27 06:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow i like â¥
2006-08-30 22:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lockerridge thumbs^up for this one!
2006-08-27 07:08:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very very cute, loved them
2006-08-27 06:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by meme rules 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋