A violation arrived in my e-mailbox just today. Yahoo sent me the notice (below) for a joke that was posted and resolved 3 weeks ago!! For containing Adult Content!!! Go figure!!
You have posted content to Yahoo! Answers in violation of our Community Guidelines. As a result, your content has been deleted.
Question: The Hippie & The Nun!?
Details of Violation: A Hippie was riding on the bus, and was sitting beside a Nun. He said to the Nun, "I want to make love to you!" The Nun replied to the Hippie, "I am a Nun, I can not have sex." Shortly afterwards the Nun got off at her stop. The Bus Driver calls the Hippie up to the front of the bus and says, "I know how you can make love to that Nun..." The Hippie asks, "How?" "Well," said the driver, "Every Tuesday at midnight the Nun goes to the cemetery and prays. If you dressed up in robes and had some glowing stuff on your face you could pretend you were God and demand sex from her." "Good idea," the Hippie said. So on the next Tuesday night he gets dressed up in some robes, puts some stuff on his face to make it glow and goes to the cemetery to wait. Sure enough the Nun showed up just before midnight, kneeled down and started praying to God. The Hippie steps out in front of the Nun, face glowing, robes moving in the breeze and said, "I'll answer your prayers Sister, but first you have to make love to me." The Nun is shocked to see God in front of her. She said, "OK, but it must be anal sex as I have to keep my virginity." "Fine," said the Hippie. The Nun then kneels down, pulls up her dress and the Hippie does his thing. When he is done he stands up, whips off his robes and yells, "HA! HA! I am the Hippie!" Whereas the Nun stands up, whips off her clothes and said, "HA! HA! I am the Bus Driver!"
Reason of Violation:Adult Content :
2006-08-29 20:02:39 · 21 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am really SOL if they start going back, and back, and back.
Oh well. If this the worst thing that ever happens to me in this life, then I will survive probably.
2006-08-30 12:01:16 · update #1
yea i got one of those for a question i posted 4 weeks ago lol... beat that
2006-08-29 21:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-06 01:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Some one must have read it when it was in resolved questions. The problem is there are 8-year-old on this thing with out parents permission. Yahoo is trying to cover all the edges.
2006-08-29 20:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by caitie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The joke is hilarious. Apparently Yahoo does not have a sense of humor or less of one than they had three weeks ago. Does someone have to report you for you to get a violation?
Great joke though.
2006-08-29 20:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wonder if there are Quality Controllers around this Y!A. If there are, then those QCs goofed when they failed to put you on citation immediately (but it was all a joke, what's the beef on this one?) but had to wait three weeks (as you say so).
OR, some puritan saw your question/joke three weeks after posting and decided to report you for abuse (now then, why?)
What gives?
2006-08-29 21:57:39 · answer #5 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I remember this joke. I also remember some that people have posted that are so full of vulgar curse words. Why don't they take the bad cursing off here, if they want to eliminate something? This is ridiculous!
2006-08-31 04:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I personally thought it was hilarious sorry they got you that is just their way of being the hippie and you being the bus driver!!!
2006-08-29 21:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the only reason is that someone reported you, because I've seen worse and they don't get taken off. When someone reports you, Yahoo is obligated to "do something" otherwise they lose their credibility.
2006-08-29 20:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ur kidding right? You don't know why this is adult content??? All it takes is someone to complain about a joke to get it baninated.
2006-08-29 20:09:03 · answer #9 · answered by David W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well at least you're getting e-mails. I have yet to get a single e-mail from Yahoo Answers. I think there's a glitch
2006-08-29 20:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋